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ʻAʻohe mea i hānau ʻino.
ʻAno like me ia hoʻomaʻamaʻa.
A i ka hope loao ʻike ʻia kēlā home
ʻaʻole kahi āu e noho ai a i ʻole hiki ke loaʻa ma ka palapala ʻāina,
ʻino ka lilo ʻana o kēlā wahi mehana kahi e hiki ai nā mea a pau.
♪ E hoʻāla iki i Gehena, e hoʻāla iki ♪
♪ E hoʻokiʻekiʻe iki i Gehena ♪
♪ E hoʻāla iki i Gehena, e hoʻāla iki ♪
♪ E hoʻokiʻekiʻe iki i Gehena ♪
- Aloha ahiahi, e Ma'am. - Hui.
- No ke aha ʻoe e wehe ʻole ai i kēlā mau mea nā mea huki a lawe i kekahi mau mea.
E kau i ke kālā i loko o ka ʻoluʻolu ʻeke pōkole.
Hele mai.
- ʻAʻohe pūʻolo kala a ʻaʻohe leo kani leo.
Maopopo iā ʻoe?
- ʻAe, e Sir. - ʻAe.
♪ E hoʻokiʻekiʻe iki i Gehena ♪
E ʻoluʻolu i kahi pahu pahu ʻē aʻe.
Maikaʻi a maʻalahi.
E, mai hopohopo.
E maikaʻi nā mea a pau, ʻAʻole wau e hōʻeha iā ʻoe.
♪ Inā ʻike ʻoe aia mea hewa ♪
♪ No ke aha ʻoe ʻaʻole pololei ia ♪
- Maikaʻi, e hele i ka waihona.
E hele i ka waihona.
♪ E hoʻāla iki i Gehena, e hoʻāla iki ♪
♪ E hoʻokiʻekiʻe iki i Gehena ♪
- Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai.
- ʻAe.
Hele mai i ka papa.
♪ A aia nō ʻaʻohe mea e hewa ♪
E nānā i nā ʻāpana a pau.
He nui kā mākou hōʻike ʻO kahi 1082 e holomua nei.
ʻaʻahu ʻia ka mea hoʻopiʻi ʻaʻahu ʻulaʻula a me ka pāpale.
ʻO ia ka mea kaua.
- Auē ʻeā.
♪ E hoʻāla iki i Gehena, e hoʻāla iki ♪
♪ E hoʻokiʻekiʻe iki i Gehena ♪
♪ E hoʻāla iki i Gehena, e hoʻāla iki ♪
- Mai neʻe.
- ʻAʻole au e neʻe e haku. - Kū mālie.
- ʻAʻole au i hana i kekahi mea.
Loaʻa iā ʻoe ka kanaka hewa.
- ʻAe, manaʻo wau ʻo wau wale nō hoike a, he powa banako.
ʻAe, ua ʻike wale wau he powa kaua
ma ka Banako Lei Gula.
Keiki a ke keiki aneane holo mai ia'u.
Ua ʻaʻahu ʻo ia,
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, he kapa ʻulaʻula.
He lauoho lauoho kona.
He lauoho loloa ia, hippie makuahine, ʻaʻole wau ʻike.
A e hele ana ʻo ia komohana ma ke alaloa.
Aia ʻo ia i ka hikina i Thamesford.
ʻAe.
Hopu oe i kela moa moa.
Aloha.
A ʻekolu, ʻelua, hoʻokahi.
♪ E hoʻāla iki i Gehena, e hoʻāla iki ♪
- E, pehea ʻoe?
- Mahalo, hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe iaʻu?
ʻAe, ʻae, ʻae, mai ka heluhelu haiolelo hope loa.
ʻO nā hana, piʻi aʻe loaʻa, manawa kūpono,
pono e hana ʻia i kēlā me kēia lā
ma o ka ʻoihana ʻo nā kāne a me nā wahine manuahi.
No ka poe ilihune
- ʻAe.
- ʻOi aku ka wikiwikio pono lākou i ka ulu ʻana
ʻo ia wale nō ka hoʻokele waiwai Hiki i ke kuokoa ke lawe mai.
- Pololei ʻoe e haʻi aku iā Ronnie.
- Ke ho'āʻo wale nei e kiʻi i ka mea e hana nei maanei.
- E kala mai.
- E like me kaʻu i haʻi aku ai i kekahi cop,
Ua hāʻawi mai kekahi kāne iaʻu i kahi ʻaʻahu a he papale, ʻo ia wale nō kaʻu ʻike.
- He aha ka haunaele?
- Aia he powa ma kela aoao o ke alanui.
- He aha, ʻoiaʻiʻo?
Auwe kuu akua.
Aia ma hea ka laina kaʻa?
- Hoʻopau mākou iā lākou a pau. E neʻe wale.
- ʻAe.
Aloha maikaʻi.
- E hele, e hoʻi hou. No laila ua puka mai ʻoe i waho o ka panakō.
- Ke kūʻai aku nei kēia?
- ʻAe.
- Uʻi.
- Makemake ʻoe e lawe no ka wili?
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, manaʻo wau e hana wau wale, e lawe wale au.
Mahalo.
Aloha au, mahalo.
ʻŌ, wikiwiki.
Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- No laila ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia he 50 mau kālā inā ku oe ma ka puka aoao
ma kahi o ke alo.
- E koʻu Akua, ua hana ʻo ia,
ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hana ʻo ia.
Ua ʻike ʻo Whiteman i kēlā poʻe e hoʻohana i kahi komo ʻokoʻa
e pale wale i ka hāʻawi ʻana.
Mālama ʻia kona ala pakele.
ʻO ia anei kēia?
- ʻO ʻoe ka pepehi kanaka powa?
- B a me E, ʻo Detective Snydes.
E nānā pono.
- Aia ʻo B a me E i kahi hana panakō?
- ʻAe.
ʻO wau he kuʻekuʻe jackoff o na hana a pau.
ʻAe a ʻaʻole paha?
- ʻAʻole. - ʻAʻole, nui.
ʻIke kekahi i kēia kanaka, ʻo wai?
- Paʻa, paʻa ma, e ike au.
ʻAe, ʻae.
Manaʻo wau ua ʻike wau iā ia ma ke kaʻa a holo.
- Puka.
- ʻAe, ʻo ia, ʻaʻole hiki i kēlā kanaka ke hopu.
Same fucker that assumed ʻO ka inoa ʻo Robert Whiteman,
huki ʻia he 59 mau kālā a me nā mea ʻaihue,
ʻo ka mālama kālā ʻana 2.339 miliona kālā.
No ke aha wau i hana ai?
Ma kēia hoʻokele waiwai, shit,
no ke aha lā ʻaʻole.
- Lunakanawai, keia ʻo ia ka moʻolelo o kahi keiki
ka mea i ku ole he manawa i ke ola.
ʻŌlelo mau wau
Mai hoʻohewa mai iaʻu ma koʻu hala,
no ka mea, ʻaʻole wau Noho hou ma laila.
Akā, pono wau e ʻōlelo i ka ʻelima kiʻekiʻe i loko o koʻu ola i kēia manawa.
ʻO kaʻu manaʻo e nānā wale aku i ka ʻO nā lei aliʻi ma ʻaneʻi
- Pono ʻo Gilbert he manawa.
Pono ʻo ia i kahi hoʻomaha.
- Eia ka mea, ʻaʻohe kanaka makemake e ulu ʻilihune.
No laila no ka nui o mākou e hana nei,
he mea wale no manawa ma mua o kou pau ʻana
ma keia aoao o ka noho.
Paʻa, eia ka ʻāpana kahi kaʻu ʻaha hoʻokohu loio
kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka hana ʻana o ke kaiāulu iaʻu
a pehea ko'u mau makua i haalele ai ia'u
a pehea ke ola i ka hānai ʻAʻole i hāʻawi mai ka mālama iaʻu i ka pana
a i ʻole ka ʻohana i kūpono iaʻu.
ʻAʻole i haki ka ʻōnaehana, ua kukuluia pela.
E kali no ia.
- No ka mea i loko o koʻu manaʻo, kou hanohano,
ʻaʻole i haki ka ʻōnaehana, ua kukuluia pela.
- Gilbert Galvan Jr.,
me ka hoʻopunipuni nānā he hana ino ole,
Ke olelo nei au oe i 18 mahina
ma St. Joseph's Hale Hoopololei.
ʻAe, pololei kēlā.
Akā, ʻike ʻoe,
ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka nui i nā manawa e hina ai ʻoe i lalo
ʻO ia kāu koho ʻana ʻo ʻoe iho e hoʻihoʻi.
ʻO ia kaʻu i hana ai.
ʻAno.
ʻElua mau huaʻōlelo punahele,
palekana liʻiliʻi.
♪ E ka pēpē, e lulu kāua ♪
Akā ʻo kaʻu ʻekolu luna,
Welina mai i Kanada.
I ka hele ʻana i ka hema, I kekahi manawa pono ʻoe e hele i ka ʻākau.
A i kēia hihia, ʻo Ottawa ma kahi o ka ʻākau loa
ʻo kaʻu hiki ke loaʻa.
- Maikaʻi kēnā.
Mahalo iā ʻoe, e Sir.
Haka.
Pakele ka lawehala
ʻAʻole heluhelu maikaʻi ma ka hoʻomau.
A no ka mea, ʻaʻole i hana hewa uku, e like me ia mamua,
Pono wau e ʻike pehea e hele ai ʻO ka pololei ke kālā mua.
- E ka Haku, hiki iā ʻoe hoʻokoe i kekahi hoʻololi?
ʻAʻohe aʻu mea.
- ʻO ʻoe a ʻo wau ʻelua, e ka hoaaloha.
Pehea ʻoe e hana nei?
- He kēkelē koleke koʻu a kūʻai aku au i nā popsicles.
He aha kaʻu e hana ai iā ʻoe?
- He aha kaʻu e hana ai iā ʻoe?
ʻAʻole au i holo a kaʻa no kekahi manawa,
akā ʻōlelo lākou ua like holo kaʻa, pēlā.
- Makemae au iā ia.
He ʻakaʻaka.
- Maikaʻi loa.
- Ma ʻaneʻi ʻoe no ka hana?
- ʻAe, e Sir.
ʻae, ʻo wau.
Hiki iaʻu ke komo i kekahi o kēia?
- E hoʻopiha wale i kēia a Makemake au i kekahi ʻano ID.
- ʻŌ,
ID.
Ua haʻalele au i kaʻu ID ma ke kaʻa.
E hoʻi koke wau.
ʻAha.
ʻAe, loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi ID i loko o kēlā ʻeke?
- ʻAe, no ke aha?
- E hāʻawi wau iā ʻoe ʻelua kālā no ia mea.
- $2, hele i waho Eia ko'u ID.
- Hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ʻelima mau kālā.
ʻAe, hāʻawi wau iā ʻoe 10 kālā no ia mea.
- 22.
- 22?
ʻAe, maikaʻi.
E wikiwiki, e wikiwiki.
ʻAe.
ʻAe, Kanada .
- Manaʻo ʻoe ʻo wau i kēia manawa.
- ʻO Robert Whiteman.
Manaʻo wau ʻo wau, mahalo.
ʻAe, hele ʻoe.
Mr. Robert Whiteman.
Hauʻoli loa i kēia hana.
- ʻAe, ʻo wau hoʻi.
- Aloha au i nā ʻaʻahu.
ʻO ka hapa nui o ka poʻe mahuka
hopu ʻia i loko ʻO nā hola 72 mua.
ʻO ka mea maʻamau i loko o ke kaʻa ʻaihue
a i ʻole ke keʻena o kahi hoaaloha.
He hale hoʻokipa hale pule me ka noho manuahio
Kakaʻikahi ka hana ʻana i nā poʻomanaʻo.
- Aloha.
- E kala mai iaʻu.
ʻAʻohe ins ma hope o 11.
- Pehea ke ano- 01?
- ʻO ia ke kumu ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻae iā ʻoe i loko.
E kala mai iaʻu. - He aha?
E hele mai, manaʻo wau no ka halepule hamama mau na puka.
- ʻAe, ʻo ke Akua aia kona mau palena.
- Na ke Akua e ʻae mai iaʻu i loko.
- Ua ʻike ʻoe i ke Akua?
- ʻAe.
- ʻAe?
- ʻAe.
E ʻoluʻolu.
- Maikaʻi, pau pono, pono,
e wikiwiki, e wikiwiki, e wikiwiki.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe. - Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- Aia wale nō ma ʻaneʻi.
- Auwe,
ʻElima hōkū.
- ʻAʻohe wai inu, ʻaʻohe lāʻau.
- ʻAʻohe leʻaleʻa.
Hoʻomaopopo.
- Kou inoa?
- ʻO Robert Whiteman.
- Mm-hmm.
- Wahi hānau?
- Kalegary.
- Ke kumu o ka puka ʻana mai i ka Hikina?
- Ke hele wale nei.
He mau hana ka'u laina, hoʻi i ka home,
akā ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi mahana mea i keia manawa.
- Maikaʻi loa.
- ʻAe, e like me kā Māmā i ʻōlelo mau ai,
ʻAʻole au i hemolele, akā ua lawa au.
- "Hele mai nā mea ʻino i nā kānaka maikaʻi."
- Ua heluhelu ʻoe iā Kushner.
- ʻAe.
Wahine, ʻohana?
- ʻAʻole.
Akā, loaʻa iaʻu.
- Eia.
Loaʻa nā mea āpau moe i loko o ia lumi.
- ʻAe, a ʻo wai kou inoa?
- Andrea Hudson.
- Aloha e Mr. Whiteman.
- Nui ka pō.
Miss, ʻo Miss Hudson paha?
- ʻAe.
- ʻAe, maikaʻi.
Aloha e nā wahine, popsicle?
ʻŌ, hele mai.
E hele mai, hele mai.
Hoʻokahi wale nō.
He hoʻokahi kāu, e hele mai hele mai, hele mai.
Popsicles.
Makemake ʻoe i ka popsicle?
- ʻO ia ke kapa komo?
ʻAe, mahalo.
He lā maikaʻi iā ʻoe.
Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai.
Makemake ʻoe i hoʻokahi?
♪ ʻEā, ua ʻike māua i ka hewa ♪
ʻEā.
- ʻAʻohe ins ma hope o 11, Whiteman.
- Hele mai.
Hele mai.
- ʻAʻole.
- ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke mālama iaʻu i waho, inā ʻoe i hoʻāʻo.
- Auē.
- ʻAe, hele mākou.
hemolele.
E ʻoluʻolu.
Ah, mahalo.
Eia mākou e hele ai.
Kamaʻilio.
E mālama pono. He lā maikaʻi iā ʻoe.
Mahalo nui iā ʻoe.
Hiki iaʻu ke mālama i ka loli?
Mahalo iā ʻoe.
Popsicles.
E, pehea ʻoe?
Makemake ʻoe i ka popsicle?
- ʻAʻole mahalo. - Wela i waho.
♪ Lawe, lawe, lawe, lawe, lawe ♪
♪ E hana ana ♪
- Aloha kakahiaka, Jerry.
He aha ana lā?
- Ke hoʻohaʻahaʻa nei lākou i e nānā i kā lākou mau kaʻa.
- He aha?
Pono ʻoe e ʻakaʻaka iaʻu.
ʻAe, ʻae, no laila,
hiki iaʻu ke liʻiliʻi loaʻa i kaʻu helu helu hope?
- Manaʻo hiki iaʻu ke kōkua, aka, aole hemo.
- Pehea kou manaʻo?
No laila ʻaʻole ʻoe e uku mai iaʻu?
He 200 kālā kāu ʻaiʻē iaʻu.
- Aloha kanaka.
- He aha lā?
E kuu Akua e hele mai.
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole. ʻAʻole, e Jerry, e ʻoluʻolu e hele mai.
ʻO wau, he aha wau pono e hana i kēia manawa?
Hele mai.
- Ka mea like aʻu e hana nei,
huli i kahi hana hou.
- Maopopo iā ʻoe ke aha?
Hiki iā ʻoe ke mālama i kou anuenue, poni, melemele, ʻalani
ʻaʻahu ʻakaʻaka.
ʻIke ʻoe i ke aha?
ʻAʻole, e mālama wau i ke kapa komo.
Ke mālama nei au.
Aloha oe, e Jerry.
- ʻO Ben koʻu inoa.
- Aloha oe, Ben.
♪ Luv a honi ♪
♪ He mea weliweli ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Luv a honi ♪
♪ Mai hoʻowela iā ʻoe ♪
♪ Huli i kou manaʻo ♪
♪ A poino ina ua hewa kou Akua ♪
♪ Maikaʻi ʻo ia, inu i kāu waina ♪
♪ Hāʻawi i nā mea a pau ♪
- ʻAe. - ʻAe.
- He aha kaʻu e loaʻa ai iā ʻoe?
- Loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi mea i loko ʻeleʻele piha?
- Loaʻa iaʻu kahi ʻōpeʻa baseball.
- E hoʻomaka kākou me ka pia.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo.
- E ke aloha, kekahi puni ma ʻaneʻi, huh?
He mōʻī ko kēlā me kēia kūlanakauhale
ʻO ke kanaka i loaʻa ʻo kēlā me kēia kanaka i loko o kāna ʻeke
me ka ʻike ʻole ʻia e lākou He lima kona.
Ma Ottawa, ʻo ia ʻO Tommy Kay ke kāne.
ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kēia manawa.
- Ua hoʻouka ʻia ka hale paʻa,
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Riley he mau mākaʻi kāna, nā konohiki, nā ʻohi bila,
e kikeke ana i kona puka.
Pono ʻo ia i ka manawa hou aku.
- E like me kaʻu e ʻōlelo mau nei,
pepehi iā ia me ka lanakila, e kanu iā ia me ka ʻakaʻaka.
A inā ʻaʻole pono kēlā,
Loaʻa iā mākou nā lima ʻelua, ʻewalu puʻupuʻu, hoʻokahi hopena.
Eia.
'Ōleloʻoe iā Riley a me ka ke koena o ia mau puke,
inā lohi hou lākou, ʻAʻole lākou e lohe mai iaʻu e kīkēkē ana.
- Loaʻa iā ʻoe, e Boss.
- ʻAe.
'Ōlelo kekahi i ke kālā hiki ole ke kuai i ka hauoli
hiki ke hoʻoili i kaʻu moʻokāki.
- E, he pilikia kāu, e ka hoaaloha?
- ʻO wai wau?
- ʻAe.
- ʻAʻole, e Sir.
ʻOi aku ka inu ʻana kūlana ma mua o kahi pilikia.
ʻAʻohe oʻu mahalo.
- Kāhea ua ʻalo ka pōkā.
- ʻAe, he pale pōkā wau.
E kala mai iaʻu.
- Hei, hei, hei, E nā hoa, pehea ia?
E, pehea ka e hiki mai ana ke aupuni kalaima?
ʻAe, ʻaʻohe hewa i nā mea inu a me nā hula.
- ʻAe, manaʻo wau ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe pono laundering manō kaʻawale
ma ka marquee akau.
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea e hai aku i kela mau olelo.
Akā, pili wau i kou haku inaina e lohe
e hoopilikia mai ana oe ia'u me ka palapala kauoha hou ole.
Inā ʻaʻole loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi.
- Koe aku.
ʻAʻole,
aka e hiki mai ana.
- E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kahi poʻo.
- ʻAe, e hōʻike wau iā ʻoe.
- E lawe wau i ke kūlana.
- E hoʻopōʻino iaʻu.
- E ʻai i kāu kālā.
- E kiʻi mai iaʻu i asteroids ma ʻaneʻi ʻoe.
- Me he mea lā he pio.
- Aloha oe.
- 12 ua hala ma mua o 11 Whiteman.
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole wau hele mai e hiamoe.
- ʻAʻole wau manaʻo wau e hele mai i Kanada
i ʻike ʻia ka Dream ʻAmelika,
akā, he mea ʻakaʻaka nā mea ʻo ke ʻano o ka hana ʻana.
Ua like me kao ʻo ka manawa e pau ai ka holo ʻana
a hoʻomaka e hele pololei.
ʻO ka manaʻolana, e hoʻomaka ana i mea maikaʻi iaʻu.
ʻO ia ka mahalo iā ia.
♪ Nalo wau iaʻu iho iā ia ♪
- Aia kekahi mea aʻu pono e ike e pili ana ia oe?
- E like me ke aha?
- ʻAe, he mau pahuhopu kāu?
- ʻAe.
- Nā mea leʻaleʻa?
Nā kino make i loko o ka hale lalo?
- Nā kino make?
Aole au i ike, ʻAʻole, manaʻo wau ʻaʻole pēlā.
ʻAe, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole.
- ʻAe.
Pehea kou ʻohana?
- ʻAe, noho koʻu Pops ma ke Komohana.
ʻO ia ka mea i loaʻa iaʻu ka hana a'u e kali nei.
Ko'u makuahine, aole ʻike iā ia no kekahi manawa.
Ua haʻalele ʻo ia iā mākou i kahi manawa lōʻihi.
- Ua hoʻāʻo ʻoe a loaʻa iā ia?
- He paʻakikī.
Akā kēia hana, kēia hana hiki ke lilo i mea.
- ʻAe? - ʻAe.
A hiki iaʻu ke mālama i ke kālā,
Ke hele pololei nei au i ka Bahamas
a e kūʻai wau iaʻu i kahi pā ma kahakai.
ʻO ia kaʻu pahuhopu.
ʻAe.
Leʻaleʻa pololei?
- ʻAe.
- Pehea kou?
- ʻAe, ʻelua koʻu mau mākua i hala no kekahi mau makahiki i kēia manawa,
no laila, ʻo wau wale nō.
- E kala mai iaʻu.
- ʻAe, maikaʻi.
ʻIke ʻoe, e like me a nui no hoi na kanaka,
ʻo ia wale nō, paʻakikī.
I ka wā i piʻi ai nā panakō i ka uku a lawe lākou i ko mākou hale.
ʻO wau wale nō, ʻaʻole loa ola hou ma hope o kēlā.
- E lanakila mau ana ka hale?
- ʻAʻole i nā manawa a pau, akā ʻae.
ʻO ia ke kumu o koʻu nānā ʻana i ka pau ʻana o koʻu kēkelē.
Makemake au e lilo i mea pilikanaka mea hana, kokua i kanaka.
- Manaʻo wau he pono nā kānaka kōkua iā lākou iho, ʻaʻole?
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke kumu hoʻopili ʻia ka ʻōnaehana.
"Pono nā kānaka i nā kānaka."
E nīnau iā Streisand.
- ʻAe.
- E like me ʻoe a me aʻu, mākou pono kekahi i kekahi, pololei?
- ʻIke ʻoe, inā ʻoe e ho'āʻo ana e komo i loko o koʻu ʻaʻahu,
ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻohana i kēlā ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa.
ʻIke ʻoe i kaʻu ʻōlelo ʻōlelo?
- He aha ia?
- Mai kūʻai aku.
- Ke mākaukau ʻoe.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu E ʻoluʻolu ʻoe e hana pēlā.
- ʻAʻohe mea e ʻae iaʻu e hana kekahi mea, pono.
Wahine i luna.
- Ke uku nei au iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe.
Aloha au i kēia mele.
♪ Me kuʻu aloha ♪
♪ E lawe mai au iā ʻoe ♪
♪ ʻO kēlā me kēia hauʻoli i hiki i ka honua ke hāʻawi ♪
♪ Me kuʻu aloha ♪
♪ E lawe mai au i ka ikaika iā ʻoe ♪
♪ I kēlā me kēia lā ♪
♪ Aia paha ʻoe ma laila ♪
♪ I koʻu mau lima poina ʻoe ♪
♪ Hāʻule kēlā waimaka ♪
♪ Mai kou mau maka ♪
♪ Me koʻu aloha e kaʻana like i nā makahiki ♪
♪ E ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻohe opua ♪
♪ Me kuʻu aloha ♪
- E oe, e oe.
Pehea ʻoe?
akua wahine.
ʻO Andy.
- ʻAe, hoʻokahi minute wale nō.
- ʻAe.
- Me he mea lā e like me kāu e hoʻololi ai,
ʻo ka wā i hala mauo e ʻōlelo ana,
ʻaʻole pololei Ua pau kēia me ʻoe.
i kēia manawa, ʻo ia ʻaʻole pili iaʻu.
- Auē ʻeā.
- ʻo ia ʻO ka pale ʻana iā ia.
- E hele kāua hele e ai, hele e ai.
- ʻAe, a me Gerald, hōʻike mai iā mākou i nā mea i loaʻa iā mākou .
- ʻAe, el vino?
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole, maikaʻi wau.
- ʻAe.
- Ua maikaʻi ʻoe?
- ʻAe.
ʻAe.
- Hei,
maopopo iā ʻoe?
- ʻAe, aloha wau iā ʻoe.
Pono kākou e kamaʻilio.
- ʻAe.
- ʻAe?
- ʻAe.
E hele ana au ma waho Komohana i ka lā ʻapōpō
no kela hana wale no no ka manawa iki
a hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēia mau mea a pau.
- Ke hana nei.
- ʻAʻole, ʻo ia, o ʻoiaʻiʻo, akā.
- No laila, e hana ana ʻoe a i ʻole ʻoe e holo wale nei?
- E hele mai, ke hana nei au no kekahi mau pule wale no.
- Mai kūʻai aku.
- Ke hoʻohiki nei au i ke Akua.
ʻAe, ʻaʻole kēia ka hopena,
liʻiliʻi wale nō hoʻomaha no kēia manawa.
ʻAe?
- ʻAe.
- Makemake ʻoe e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kekahi mea?
- ʻAe, ʻaʻohe mea.
- Ina ʻO nā mākaʻi e lilo ana
e ʻimi ana iaʻu ma ka Hikina,
a laila, hana wale iao ʻO ka manaʻo e hele i ke komohana.
Eia kekahi, ua hoʻohana mua wau i kaʻu e kiʻi i ke kāleka manuahi.
- ʻO ka nele i ka hana kiʻekiʻe loa i kēia mau lā,
no laila ʻaʻole nui nā hana,
kanaka hana wale kālā ma nā panakō,
hōʻaiʻē paʻa, jacked ka uku panee, ka paa ana.
Maopopo iā ʻoe ke ʻano.
ʻO, eia kekahi.
- Mea holoi ipu hapa manawa?
ʻAʻole kēlā uku uku liʻiliʻi.
ʻAʻohe oʻu wahi noho, ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa ka pōmaikaʻi.
- Hāʻawi wau i kaʻu hana inā hiki iaʻu.
- Aia wau ma ʻaneʻi no ke kulana holoi ipu.
- Ah, kala mai, e ke kanaka, Ua hoʻopiha au i kēia kakahiaka.
- Koʻikoʻi.
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu kāu mea makemake wau e haʻi aku iā ʻoe.
- Ua haʻi mai lākou iaʻu aia kahi wahi.
- Pono nā kānaka i ka hana.
Me he mea lā ʻoe a kanaka maikaʻi, laki maikaʻi.
- Ka peresidena ke kuleana nui loa
ʻo ia ka mālama ʻana i kā mākou a pau nā kānaka mai nā ʻenemi,
ʻo ka ʻāina ʻē a me ka ʻāina
ʻO kēia ma ka home, ʻo ka ʻino loa ʻO ka ʻenemi a mākou e kū nei, ʻo ia ka waiwai
ʻO ke kolo kolo ʻana o ʻO ke ʻano o ka nohona ʻAmelika
a me ka Moeuhane ʻAmelika ʻo ia ka hopena
i loko o ka pōʻino waiwai o kēia lā ʻo ke kū ʻana a me ka nele i ka hana.
- E hele mai, e ʻoluʻolu.
- ʻAʻole, hoʻolohe i kou makuahine.
- Aloha.
ʻO Robert, ʻo ʻoe kēlā?
- ʻAe, ʻo wau nō.
- Ma hea ʻoe?
- Wanekoua.
Ke hoʻomaopopo nei paha kēia ka pule lōʻihi loa o koʻu ola.
ʻO ka mamao wale aku iā ʻoe.
- A laila hoʻi i ka home.
- E hana wau.
- I ka manawa hea?
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, koke, he mau pule paha.
- Robert, ua hāpai au.
- Me kahi pēpē?
- Hiki iaʻu ke hana iaʻu iho,
ʻO wau wale nō, manaʻo wau pono ʻoe e ʻike a.
- E lilo ana mākou i ʻohana?
- ʻO ia kāu makemake?
- ʻAe.
ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe ua hana wau.
E kuʻu Akua, e hele ana ʻoe ʻo ka makuahine maikaʻi loa
a e lilo ana au i makua kāne.
Ke hoʻohenehene nei ʻoe iaʻu?
ʻAe, hāʻawi mākou i kēia keiki
ka home a me ka ʻohana maikaʻi loa ua ʻike ʻia e kekahi, e ke keiki.
- E hoʻolohe, makemake ka home e noho ma kahi a mākou e noho ai.
E hana wale i kāu mea pono e hana e hoʻi maikaʻi.
- E.
ʻAe, pono wau e hele, pono wau e hele.
A e kāhea aku au iā ʻoe koke maikaʻi, aloha wau iā ʻoe.
- Aloha.
- Auē.
Auē.
E lilo ana au i a.
ʻEā, e lilo ana au i makua kāne.
E lilo ana au i makuakāne.
He hemolele.
E lilo ana au i makuakāne.
He hemolele.
He mea keaka ʻoe?
- ʻAe. - ʻAe.
He keaka au, keaka pololi.
Loaʻa i kahi hoʻokolokolo no ka pāʻani ʻāpōpō
a e hoao ana e hele ma ke ano.
ʻAʻole maopopo i ke aha E hana ana au.
- ʻAe, lohe au iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe, aia kahi manawa i hiki iaʻu ke hōʻaiʻē i kekahi mea
a waiho i kaʻu ID a laila e hoʻihoʻi mai ma hope o koʻu pau ʻana.
- Aloha, pehea mai ʻaʻohe mea i kāohi iaʻu
i koʻu hele ʻana mai ma ke kihi?
Bill Bonnie, palekana ʻoihana.
Aia wau ma ʻaneʻi no ka nānā maʻamau
a ke noʻonoʻo nei au inā wau hiki ke kamaʻilio me kāu luna.
- ʻAʻole lawa i nā kālā i kēia mau lā.
No laila ke hilinaʻi nei mākou i ka kūloko kiai no ka palekana.
- No laila, hiki iaʻu ke hele wale mai loko a ma waho o ʻaneʻi.
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole mākou ua loaʻa kekahi pilikia.
- Akā naʻe?
ʻAe, e ʻōlelo kākou i kekahi ke hoʻi mai nei
a olelo mai lakou, "E wehe i ka waihona."
He aha kāu e ʻōlelo ai?
- Hoʻokō mākou.
'Ōleloʻo ia, "ʻAʻole e hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kahi ʻeke pena.
ʻAʻole mākou e hāʻawi iā ia.
'Ōleloʻo ia, "Mai kaomi ka leo kani leo."
ʻAʻole mākou e kaomi.
A inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi nā nīnau ʻē aʻe,
hiki iā ʻoe ke kamaʻilio me Jessica ko makou luna kokua,
e hauʻoli ʻo ia e kōkua.
- ʻAe.
Nui, nui.
Mea maikaʻi.
- ʻAe. - Mahalo.
- ʻAe. - Aloha.
- Maopopo iaʻu iā ʻoe hana nā kāne i ka palekana
no na panakō a pau ma ia wahi.
- Pololei, he ʻoiaʻiʻo.
- Manaʻo inā hāʻawi wau i kaʻu resume?
- ʻAʻole, kala wau, ʻaʻole mākou e hoʻolimalima.
- ʻŌ. - E kala mai.
- ʻAe, ʻino loa kēlā.
- ʻAe.
- Ehia mau kāne Loaʻa iā ʻoe i kēlā me kēia lā?
Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i kekahi.
- Ah, minamina loa au.
ʻAʻole, aia wau ma ʻaneʻi i ka Pōʻakahi a i ka Pōʻakolu
a ʻo ke kanaka ʻē aʻe, ʻo ia maanei pololei i ka Poaono.
- He kanaka koa au.
ʻAe, hana kūikawā e like me ka hakakā lima lima.
Hoʻopaʻa ʻia e lawe lima ʻaoʻao.
- ʻAʻole? - ʻAe.
ʻAe.
- Kahaha loa.
- Ah, mahalo, mahalo.
- Minamina, ʻaʻohe mea e haʻalele.
- ʻAe.
- E kala mai iaʻu.
- ʻAʻole, maikaʻi kēlā.
Hoʻololi nā mea.
No laila, no ke aha ʻoe e hele mua ai
a e hoʻoili wale aku ma luna kou haku no'u.
Mahalo iā ʻoe.
Aloha.
ʻO Enchanté, ʻo wau ʻo Michel iho i ka Royal East,
kamaʻilio wale me ka luna
a ʻōlelo ʻo ia aia lākou e oki ana i na hoololi.
ʻAʻole pono lākou iā ʻoe i ka lā ʻapōpō.
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Motherfucker i kēlā e hana ana oia
i ka bonus Kalikimaka.
No laila, manaʻo wau ua maikaʻi kēlā.
ʻAe.
Très bien. Au revoir.
- Maikaʻi, ke hoʻomau nei ma ka make-up hopena kūikawā.
ʻAe, no laila ua uhi mākou i nā maka,
ua uhi mākou i nā pepeiao.
I kēia manawa i ka ihu.
Hana maikaʻi ka polyurethane.
Akā, i ka pōkole,
hoʻoheheʻe i ka Vaseline me ke kukui kukui,
a ke hele nei ʻoe.
- ʻO ʻoe nui, mahalo nui.
- ʻO ia wale nō iā ʻoe i kēia lā?
ʻAe, maikaʻi kēlā.
- ʻAe, ʻo ia hauʻoli e ʻike iā ʻoe.
A hui hou aku. He lā maikaʻi iā ʻoe.
Aloha, hiki iaʻu ke kōkua iā wai ma hope?
Aloha. - Aloha Jessica, pehea ʻoe?
- Nui, pehea wau e kōkua ai iā ʻoe?
- Inā ʻoe hiki ke hele i mua
a e nana aku noʻu, e ʻoluʻolu.
- ʻAe, pono kāu kōkua ma ʻaneʻi.
ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu...
ʻAʻole?
- ʻAe, ʻōlelo ʻia, mai uē.
E hoʻokaʻawale i kāu mau pahu huki.
- ʻŌ.
- Mai pilikia me ka ʻAʻohe pūʻolo kala.
E hiki mai ana na makai ma keia ʻelua a ʻelima mau minuke.
E palekana ʻoe ia manawa, inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i kēia manawa.
- ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu.
- ʻAe, ʻae, hiki iā ʻoe.
Hele mai.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana, hele mai.
ʻAe.
ʻAe, he nui kēlā ...
- Ua maikaʻi kēlā?
- ʻAe, ua loaʻa hou iā ʻoe?
- ʻAʻole.
- Auē.
- Ma hea mākou e waiho ai?
- He aha?
- He ʻeke paha kāu?
- He aha?
ʻAe, ʻaʻole wau, ʻaʻole wau.
Aia paha iā ʻoe kekahi mea, e like me ka ʻeke?
- ʻAe, ʻae, ʻae, ʻae, ʻae, ʻae.
- ʻAe, ʻae.
- Maikaʻi loa.
- Maikaʻi kēlā, ʻo ia maikaʻi, maikaʻi ka hana.
Ke hana maikaʻi nei ʻoe.
- ʻAe.
ʻAe.
I kekahi manawa ʻaʻole pono kēia mau mea ...
E paʻa wale.
- Paʻa ʻoe, paʻa ʻoe ia a naʻu e hoʻopaʻa zipa.
- ʻŌ.
Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe.
- E ke Akua, maikaʻi, mahalo.
Pehea kēlā?
ʻAe. Maikaʻi loa.
Pehea wau i hana ai?
- E hana i kāu penikala, ʻoiaʻiʻo ...
- ʻAe, ua hana maikaʻi ʻoe. Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe. - Hiki nō.
- He lā maikaʻi iā ʻoe.
- Pehea i hele ai?
- He aha?
- Ka hoʻokolokolo.
- ʻAe, ʻē, ʻē,
maikaʻi, manaʻo wau.
Ua ʻoi aku paha ka maikaʻi mākaukau paha,
aka, aole au i ike.
ʻIke ʻoe ua hoʻāʻo wau i kēia pilikia ʻōlelo ʻē.
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ua hana.
Akā, ʻike ʻoe, ua kau nā manamana lima.
A mahalo no kēia mau mea.
- ʻae nō hoʻi.
A ua kamaʻilio nui wau iā ʻoe.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe, aloha ʻoe.
No laila, hiki iaʻu ke hoʻohana i kou lumipaku?
Auē.
Auē, ʻae ʻae.
E, pehea kou manaʻo?
Maikaʻi, ʻeā?
Hey, loaʻa iā ʻoe?
Ua poina iaʻu he pono iaʻu, Pono wau e hele i ka poop.
Sock.
ʻAe pēpē.
ʻAe.
- Sir, Sir.
- ʻAe.
- ʻAʻole mākou nānā i ka lawe ʻana ma nā mokulele ʻāina.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke neʻe ma waena.
- ʻŌ.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
ʻAe.
- Nānā ʻO nā poʻe holo kaʻa, lele 492 me
lawelawe i Ottawa International Ke kau nei ke kahua mokulele.
- Sir, Air-o-plan?
Miss, Air-o-plan?
- E kali hou aku, ʻoluʻolu a mahalo.
- I kēia manawa, e Sir. - Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- Makemake ʻoe e kau inoa no kā mākou kāleka Air-o-plan?
He kāleka hōʻaiʻē a me nā mile ea i hoʻokahi.
- Ea mile?
- He mea pinepine papahana lele, Sir.
ʻOi aku ka nui o kāu hoʻohana ʻana i ke kāleka,
ʻoi aku ka nui o nā helu iā ʻoe hele i nā mokulele
a me ka cocktails.
- Ooh, ʻo wai ka mea hiki ke ʻōlelo ʻole i kēlā?
ʻO nā poʻe kaʻa e hōʻea ana,
ʻoluʻolu e ʻoluʻolu e hōʻiliʻili i nā ukana a pau
ma mua o ka haʻalele ʻana i ke kikowaena.
- ʻO Robert.
ʻAʻole ʻoe e ʻoki ma luna oʻu hou, pololei?
- ʻAʻole loa, hoʻohiki wau iā ʻoe.
A ʻapōpō e hōʻoiaʻiʻo wau.
- Pehea?
- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku iā ʻoe ʻO kaʻu mau mea huna a pau i kēia manawa, hiki iaʻu?
- ʻAʻole.
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke poina i kēia.
- E hele mai, kaʻa ma kēia ala.
- Nā apo o kaʻu wahine, nā lei a me nā kūpeʻe lima,
Ua lawe ʻo bastard i kaʻu pū pana.
No laila, ma hea mākou e hele ai?
- ʻAe, ʻaihue lākou ma ʻaneʻi, ua pā lākou ma Vanier,
kuai lakou i kekahi kalana a i ʻole ma ʻAmelika.
Haʻahaʻa ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana, ʻae, haahaa loa.
ʻAe, haʻahaʻa loa. - ʻAʻole pono.
ʻO ka mākaʻikaʻi Ray Hoffman, ʻO Vanier B a me E.
- ʻO ia ka mea ʻoki lāʻau nui, hoa.
- E ʻaʻahu no ka hana āu e makemake ai.
Ke ho'āʻo nei e hoʻopaʻa o oukou no kekahi mau pule.
- E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kekona.
- ʻAe, maopopo.
- Ua ʻōlelo lākou ʻaʻole ʻoe nui o ke kanaka pakaukau.
No laila, manaʻo wau hopu iā ʻoe i ka hana.
Ke kani nei ʻoukou loaʻa ka laki e like me mākou.
- ʻAe, mālama lākou ʻoki kālā
'aʻole mākou ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā helu.
Loaʻa i nā paheʻe ʻulaʻula hou aʻe i kēia manawa ma mua o ka manaʻoʻiʻo.
Ke kali nei i kaʻu.
Pehea e hiki ai iaʻu ke kōkua iā ʻoe?
- 8,224 powa a puni ka ʻāina.
ʻO ia ka mea nui loa i loko ka honua holoʻokoʻa.
ʻO ke Kapita wale nō i ʻike iā B a E ka pālua mai ka makahiki i hala.
ʻOiai ma kahi o kā mākou wahi a ke aupuni,
ʻaʻole mākou e lanakila.
- Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole wau lohe i kekahi
e hoʻohana i ka huaʻōlelo makahiki me ka leo nui.
- Pono e like me ka hoʻonāukiuki
me kā mākou mau hihia pili
ʻaʻole i loaʻa i ke komo waiwai o kekahi.
Ke neʻe nei i loko a mai loko aku o ko mākou mau kūlanakauhale,
uhi ʻulaʻula like ʻO kā mākou mau keʻena ʻelua.
- ʻŌlelo haʻahaʻa.
No laila he aha kāu e ʻōlelo nei makemake ʻoe e hui pū?
- E hana mākou i kahi hou.
- E like me ka pūʻali hana?
- E nānā, mai kaʻu i ʻike ai, ʻekolu mau pā luna
no na mea a pau i aihueia,
me ka inoa e mau nei e hele mai ana ma kaʻu pākaukau
ʻo Tommy. - Tommy Kay.
ʻIke wau, ʻike wau.
Ma lalo o The Playmate, ʻike wau,
ʻo kēia haʻihaʻi ma ʻaneʻi
Ua loaʻa iā Tommy nā hiʻohiʻona a pau,
nā pū a me nā mea nani i ʻaihue ʻia a me nā mea a pau nā mea uila i waiho ʻia.
- Loaʻa i nā mea ʻelua ke kūʻai hou aku. - ʻAe.
- Ma ko'u manao,
70% o nā mea a pau i ʻaihue neʻe ma waena ona.
Lawe mākou iā ia i lalo haule wale.
- E hele ana ʻoe makemake hou i ka mana kanaka,
kālā nui a manaʻo kickass.
- Elwood, manaʻo wau ʻo mākou wale nō loaʻa kā mākou misionari mai ke Akua mai.
- ʻO Hoffman ia.
- ʻAʻole, ʻo Elwood, Blues Brothers.
ʻIke ʻoe, Belushi, Aykroyd...
ʻAe, e hana mākou i kēlā.
- ʻoiaʻiʻo.
- He mea maikaʻi kēia kaiāulu, pololei?
- E aha hana ʻoe?
- Pehea kou manaʻo, He aha kaʻu e hana nei?
- ʻAe.
- Hele mākou i waho e hele wāwae. - Uh huh.
- ʻAe, makemake au i kēia wahi.
- No wai kēia wahi?
- ʻO kā mākou?
- He aha?
He aha?
ʻAʻole.
- ʻAe.
- Auwe.
Yeah, well, come on, we ʻaʻole lawa ke kālā
e hoolimalima i keia.
- ʻO wai ka mea e ʻōlelo nei e hoʻolimalima ana mākou?
ʻAe,
ʻIke wau i kou manaʻo.
ʻo kēlā mea hale hou ʻakaʻaka ma koʻu alo
ʻo wau ke ʻano pono ʻo ka holo ʻana i loko, ʻeā?
hewa.
ʻO ka ʻoihana panakō maʻamau wale nō ʻUna iā ʻoe ma kahi o 20 nui.
ʻIke ʻoe i kou wikiwiki Hiki ke puhi ma o 20 Gs.
Mai nānā aku ma mua o ʻO kēia hale ma ʻaneʻi
- He pēpē hou, hoʻomaka hou, kupaianaha mea no ka wahine kupanaha.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo? - ʻAe.
- Pehea, pehea?
- Ua pili hou wau me kaʻu Pops ma waho Komohana
a ua hoʻolimalima ʻo ia iaʻu ma ke ʻano he ...
E komo mai.
Ua hoʻolimalima ʻo ia iaʻu ma ke ʻano he mea kālailai palekana.
No laila e lele wau hoʻi a nui aku,
aka, ke manao nei au pono ia, pololei?
- He aha kāu e hana nei?
- No laila e hele wau i nā ʻoihana
a me ka helu ana i ko lakou mau nawaliwali.
ʻAe, aia ma laila e nā keikikāne, mahalo, mahalo.
ʻAe, no laila hele wau i loko nā hui a kōkua wau iā lākou.
Ke aʻo aku nei au iā lākou, ʻo ʻoe ʻike, hoʻomaikaʻi i ko lākou palekana,
pale aku i ka hewa, mea like.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo?
- ʻAe.
- ʻAe, i ka manawa hea wau e halawai me ia?
- ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe, ʻo ia ʻaʻole manaʻoʻiʻo
ma ka noho pu ana ma mua o ka male ʻana.
Manaʻo ʻo ia he poʻe hewa mākou.
He ʻano commie ʻo ia ma kēlā ʻano.
- No laila, i ka manawa hea mākou e mare ana?
He ʻakaʻaka wale nō wau, he ʻakaʻaka wau.
He laau maoli anei keia?
- He wikiwiki loa ʻoe i ka wā nana oe ma ia mea.
ʻO koʻu manaʻo, 'no ka mea he nui o ka hana i komo i kela.
Ke ʻōlelo wale nei au.
- Hoʻohui maikaʻi ʻia.
- ʻO ia, ʻo ia, ʻae.
A, ʻike ʻoe, kēia mau kāne,
e lele mai ana e like me na popo.
No laila hāʻawi iā mākou i ka nā kumuwaiwai a mākou e pono ai
no laila hiki iā mākou ke hahai iā lākou i ko lakou mau pa.
ʻO koʻu manaʻo, pono mākou e hōʻoia i ke kumu, ʻeā?
- Loaʻa iaʻu kēlā.
ʻAʻole lawa i ka waihona kālā e hoʻolilo i kēia.
- E ʻoki mākou i nā kihi, ʻae.
ʻAʻohe o mākou pilikia me kēlā.
- I kēlā manawa.
- ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e uku mai ia makou i ka manawa keu.
Ua maikaʻi.
- Malia paha inā he ʻoi aku ka nui ka nui o ka holomua ma mua o ka manawa,
e maʻalahi loa kēia kūʻai aku i nā keikikāne o luna.
- ʻO ia ka mea e hana ai hāʻawi iā mākou i ka uku nui
a e hoopololei ia oe ʻoi aku ka like me ka hōkū pōhaku
ma mua o kou noho ʻana.
ʻAe, ʻae, e hoʻomanaʻo i ke kumu komo mākou i kēia, ʻae.
E hana kāua.
A hiki iā mākou ke hana wale inā mākou e hana i kēia.
ʻAe, e hāʻawi wale aku.
ʻAʻole lākou, ʻōlelo lākou ʻaʻole, ʻAʻole au e hāpai hou.
- Inā hele au i kēia ma, e haʻalele ʻoe?
- Piʻi, piʻi, piʻi, piʻi.
- Hoʻohiki? - E hoʻohiki, e ʻike i kēlā ma laila.
- Ua hala ʻoe? - ʻO ka hōkū pōhaku.
- Nā ikaika, nāwaliwali, manawa, hooweliweli.
ʻO ia ka ʻoihana 101, mutt.
ʻOiai ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻoiaʻiʻo
ʻaiʻē e ʻaihue i ka panakō,
Pono wau e ʻimi i kahi ʻokoʻa ka hui ʻaiʻē.
A no koʻu makemake e hoʻolilo ʻoi aku ka wikiwiki ma mua o kaʻu hiki ke ʻaihue,
Makemake au i kahio ʻaʻole hiki koke ke koho
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon ♪
♪ Hele mai ʻoe a hele, hele mai ʻoe a hele ♪
♪ He maʻalahi ke aloha inā ʻoe ua like nā kala me kaʻu mau moeʻuhane ♪
♪ ʻulaʻula, gula a ʻōmaʻomaʻo, ʻulaʻula, gula a ʻōmaʻomaʻo ♪
- E nānā i kēia ʻano.
He hanauna holoʻokoʻa ʻaihue i ke mele maoli.
Fuck, he ʻaoʻao hoʻopaʻapaʻa wale nō hōʻike e hoʻohuli iā ʻoe
mai ka oiaio o ka ʻaʻohe mele maoli.
Makemake au i nā kāne Sinatra, Armstrong,
ʻO Lennon hoʻi, ʻae.
ʻAʻole lākou i ʻakaʻaka me kekahi o ia mea.
He koko ihu au ma ʻO Carnegie Hall i '74.
Ua mamao loa ʻo Sinatra,
ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi he aha ke kala o kona kaulahao.
Akā, ʻaʻole ia he mea nui.
No ka mea, i kou lohe ʻana iā ia
alaila, ua ike oe.
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon ♪
- I kēia manawa, he mele kēlā.
ʻO kaʻu manaʻo he aha ka fuck He keikikāne George?
- He kanaka maikaʻi ʻo ia ka poe kea lole.
Ke loli nei ka manawa, aloha.
♪ He maʻalahi ke aloha inā ʻoe ua like nā kala me kaʻu mau moeʻuhane ♪
- ʻAe.
♪ ʻulaʻula, gula, ʻōmaʻomaʻo ♪
- ʻIke, ʻo ka pilikia ʻaʻohe mea hoʻolohe hou.
Me he mea lā ʻaʻole pili ka ʻōlelo.
Akā naʻu e hana.
ʻOi aku ka pinepine ma mua o ka ʻole,
he waha kanaka e haki ana kona ihu.
Akā i kou hihia, ʻO kou mau pepeiao ʻino.
Zip ia, ʻaʻole.
E hoʻolohe, ʻaʻole wale kaʻu ʻōlelo pololei, ua maopopo loa.
♪ ʻAʻole koʻu hoa paio ♪
- Mai lohi hou, pono.
Eia, hoʻomaʻemaʻe iā ʻoe iho e ala, e hele iwaho.
Haka.
Kaʻa palekana.
Ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke mele i ka wā kaʻahele nā ​​dinosaurs.
- ʻae au.
Video maopopo pepehi i ka hōkū lekiō.
♪ Hele mai ʻoe a hele ♪
- No hea mai ʻoe?
ʻo wai ʻoe?
- ʻO wau ʻo Robert Whiteman.
Makemake au i kekahi kapikala no ka hana ma waho o ke kaona.
A lohe au ʻo ʻoe ke kāne
mea au e kamaʻilio aku ai.
- He narc ʻoe, ʻae.
He narc ʻo ia, ʻeā? - He narc maoli nō ʻo ia.
- ʻAʻole wau he narc. - He narc ia, pololei?
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, aole, aole, aole narc.
- He narc maoli keia kanaka.
- Bihopa, kou ihu, aloha.
♪ Hele mai ʻoe a hele ♪
- Makemake au e hōʻike iā ʻoe i kekahi mea.
Hele mai maanei.
Hiki iā lākou ke hele mai.
- Ma hea mākou e hele ai? - Aia ma ʻaneʻi.
- Ma ʻaneʻi. - ʻAe.
- Akau.
- Ke ʻike nei ʻoe i kēlā panakō ma laila?
- ʻAe.
- Hiki iaʻu ke komo i loko a puka i loko o ʻekolu mau minuke.
- A hana i ke aha?
- Rob ia.
- Puka.
- Makemake ʻoe e pili?
- Inā makemake ʻoe i ke kālā, no ke aha ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻaihue wale?
- No ka mea, makemake hou au ma mua o ka haul maʻamau
a ʻaʻole wau makemake ke kikeke ana i kela a me keia banako
ma ke kaona hookahi a'u e noho nei.
- ʻEkolu mau minuke.
- ʻEkolu mau minuke, no 10,000 kālā.
E uku aku au, 20% ma luna o ʻeono mahina.
- 30% ma luna o ʻelima mahina.
- Kūʻai.
E hoʻonoho i kāu wati.
- He hoa Rolex kēia.
Loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi mau pōlele, huh?
- ʻAe, loaʻa iaʻu ʻelua.
- E, e, mai hoʻi mai ma ka puka mua, ʻae, ʻae.
- ʻAe.
- Ke hana maoli nei kēia?
Hele ʻo ia i ka lua.
- Manaʻo wau e hopohopo paha ʻo ia.
Kela makuahine. - Ke hana maoli nei kēia?
- Ua ʻōlelo ʻo 50 mau kālā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻo ia.
- ʻAe, e lawe au i kēlā kālā.
- Ke lōʻihi nei ʻo ia.
- Ua haʻi aku iā ʻoe.
- ʻAha.
- He aha lā?
Haka.
- Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai.
- Fuck, aia ke kālā ma ke kukulu ana.
- Hauʻoli makahiki hou.
- Ua lohi ʻoe, ʻekolu minuke a me 12 kekona.
- E hele mai ʻoe e hoopau ana i ka'u mau pōpō.
- ʻO ka hema wale nō. E noho i lalo.
ʻEhia mau manawa āu i hana ai i kēia?
- ʻAe, ʻo ia kaʻu lua.
Ua hoʻopaʻa wau iā ia no kekahi manawa.
ʻIke ʻoe ma ʻAmelika loaʻa iā lākou nā kiaʻi kaua
ma kēlā me kēia panakō a puni ka ʻāina.
Akā ma Kanada, ua like ia ʻO John Candy me ka makika.
Hiki iā mākou ke inu?
- ʻO, Linda. - ʻAe.
- Hoʻonohonoho iā mākou me e ʻoluʻolu e kekahi Lei aliʻi.
- Loaʻa.
- ʻO Dave, hiki iaʻu he minute maanei?
Mahalo e hoa.
Ehia hou o ia mau mea manaʻo ʻoe hiki iā ʻoe ke hana,
pela wale no?
- ʻAe, ʻo wau aia 5,890 lālā
a puni ka ʻāina, pēlā.
- ʻAe, manaʻo wau,
ʻAe, hele mākou ka nui o ka inu.
- ʻAe, loaʻa iā ʻoe ke kālā, Loaʻa iaʻu ka hoa manawa.
- Aia wau i loko.
- ʻAe, mahalo.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe. - Mahalo iā ʻoe, e Linda.
ʻAe, i nā hoa a me ka rai.
- Nā hoa a me ka rai.
- Hui.
♪ Ho'āla hou i kaʻu ʻenekini ♪
♪ Me he 747 aloha lā e ʻālohilohi ana me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻoʻiʻo ♪
♪ He hiʻohiʻona ♪
♪ Ho'āla hou i kaʻu pēpē mīkini ♪
♪ Me he 747 aloha lā e ʻālohilohi ana me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻoʻiʻo ♪
- ʻAe.
Hiki iaʻu ke noi aku iā ʻoe i kahi lokomaikaʻi?
♪ E lawe i kaʻu kālā kālā ♪
♪ E hoʻololi i ʻāpana hoʻokuʻu i loko o ka mīkini hoʻopaʻa leo ♪
- No laila makemake nā kāne, "ʻAe, He aha kāu e hana ai?"
Ua like ʻo ia, "He aha ʻoe hana me ka monkey?"
ʻIke ʻoe, "ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe he mau monkey maanei."
Mahalo iā ʻoe.
♪ He hiʻohiʻona ♪
♪ Ua haʻalele ʻo Baby iaʻu ♪
♪ A laila hele akula ʻo ia ♪
♪ A ua hana ia i kahi hiʻohiʻona ♪
♪ He hiʻohiʻona ♪
♪ E lawe wau ko'u kala kala ♪
♪ E hoʻololi i ʻāpana hoʻokuʻu i loko o ka mīkini hoʻopaʻa leo ♪
♪ ʻAe ♪
♪ 'No ka mea, ua loa'a ia'u ko'u 'elemakule pōhaku ♪
- E lawe wau i kēia.
♪ Loaʻa i kaʻu ʻelemakule ♪
♪ Ke hele ʻoe i kēlā hele ♪
♪ Maikaʻi no kou ʻuhane ♪
♪ A ke kamaʻilio nei au e pili ana i kuʻu ʻelemakule pōhaku ♪
♪ Ua loaʻa iaʻu ka lola ʻelemakule ♪
- Pehea kou manaʻo?
Makemake ʻoe e lawe no ka wili?
Ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi manaʻo.
Loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoaaloha, ʻo ia ka mea panakō.
Makemake au e pāʻani i kahi ʻakaʻaka iā ia a hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau.
E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kāu kālā a pau, ma Palani, pololei.
Makemake ʻo ia i kēia.
Enchanté.
Très bien. Mahalo nui loa.
ʻO ke kūʻai aku
no ke alo oʻu ʻo ke kālā mua,
Ua lawe ʻo Tommy i kahi liʻiliʻi ʻāpana o ka hana.
ʻAʻole pono iaʻu i nā manawa a pau,
akā, ua maikaʻi kao He mau hoaaloha ikaika.
- ʻAe pēpē.
Makemake ʻoe?
- Aloha wau iā ia.
- Maikaʻi, no ka mea ua loaa hou mai elua.
- He ʻoiaʻiʻo kēnā He manaʻo maikaʻi kēlā?
Me he mea la he hoopau dala.
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole i ka manawa ke kaʻa nei ʻoe i loko.
♪ Hele wāwae ♪
♪ Kamaʻilio kamaʻilio ♪
♪ E hele mai ♪
♪ Ho'āla hou i kaʻu pēpē mīkini ♪
♪ Me he 747 lā e ʻālohilohi ana e like me ♪
- Aloha, pehea wau e kōkua ai iā ʻoe i kēia lā?
- Makemake au e hana i kahi E ʻoluʻolu e uku kāleka hōʻaiʻē.
- Nui, pehea ʻoe makemake e uku no kēlā?
- Kālā kālā.
♪ Ho'āla hou i kaʻu pēpē mīkini ♪
♪ Like a 747 ♪
- Ua hele au ma nā mea he nui keia mau mokulele, Rosie,
a ʻaʻole pono wau e ʻōlelo i kekahi hoʻomāʻewaʻewa iā lākou e like me ʻoe.
Aloha i kēlā.
- He lā maikaʻi iā ʻoe.
♪ E hoʻololi i ʻāpana hoʻokuʻu i loko o ka mīkini hoʻopaʻa leo ♪
- ʻAe.
Hoʻomanaʻo iaʻu?
E hele mai, ʻike ʻoe i ka drill.
Mahalo iā Mrs. Claus.
♪ Ke hele ʻoe i kēlā hele ♪
♪ Maikaʻi no kou ʻuhane ♪
♪ A ke kamaʻilio nei au e pili ana i kuʻu ʻelemakule pōhaku ♪
- Mr. Whiteman.
Welina mai i ka Hui Lelele Elite.
♪ Ke hele ʻoe i kēlā hele ♪
- Hoʻomaikaʻi.
♪ Maikaʻi no kou ʻuhane ♪
- E hooki.
♪ ʻO wau a ʻo wau aloha hou ♪
- Damn, nui ke kālā.
- Na ke Akua e hoola i ke alii wahine.
- ʻAe, ʻae?
ʻElua ʻaoʻao i nā mea a pau, Tommy.
Ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, loaʻa iā ʻoe ka hale.
Ma kela aoao, loaʻa iā ʻoe ke kāne
nāna i ʻaihue ke kālā e kukulu hale.
- E kiʻi wau iā ʻoukou e nā keikikāne kekahi mau mea inu, ʻae.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo. - Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- Nā hoa a me ka rai, huh?
- Pololei kēnā.
- E ke keiki, ʻaʻole kēia ʻoihana wale nō iā ʻoe,
makemake nui ʻoe i kēia ʻano. - Makemake wau.
ʻIke ʻoe i ka mea ʻO ka mea hoihoi loa,
i kou iho ana a Aia kou mokulele ma 10,000 kapuaʻi
a ʻo nā mea a pau āu e ʻike nei ka honua ma lalo ou.
Ua hana ʻoe i kahi hihia a panakō ma 10,000 kapuaʻi?
- Ua hana au i nā mea he nui ma 10,000 kapuai, e kuu hoa.
Akā ʻaʻole kēlā kekahi o lākou.
- E helu wau i kēia.
- Ua maikaʻi ʻo ia?
- ʻAe, ʻo Dave kahi liʻiliʻi overprotection.
- Overprotection iā ʻoe?
- ʻAe.
- E nānā i kou mau lima, ua like lākou me nā pahu ʻaina awakea.
- ʻAe.
Loaʻa paha iaʻu kahi hoʻonaʻauao papa ʻewalu,
aka, ua loaa ia'u ke kauka thesis ma alanui.
Hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu, mālama ʻoe ke hana nei i kāu hana,
ke ala āu e hana nei iā lākou,
e komo ana ʻoe ka Hui Miliona
ma mua o kou ʻōlelo ʻana e hoʻopaʻa i luna.
- Hui Miliona?
- ʻAe.
ʻO ia ka manawa e hana ai ʻoe i kahi wili wale i hoʻokahi hana.
- ʻAʻole loa ʻoe e loaʻa he miliona mai kahi panakō.
Ke hoʻohenehene nei ʻoe iaʻu?
- ʻAʻole kahi panakō.
He aha kāu e ʻike ai e pili ana i nā mea nani?
- He aha kaʻu e ʻike ai e pili ana i nā mea nani?
ʻIke wau ua pili nā kānaka iā ia a ʻoi aku ka pilikia.
ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻo ke kālā ke kālā, ʻaʻohe ona hiʻohiʻona,
aka, daimana a wati, pilikino kēlā.
- ʻAe, ʻo ia ke kumu ʻoi aku ka waiwai.
- ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu.
ʻO nā mea nani e like me ka lawe ʻana mai ke kanaka liilii.
He ʻoihana ka panakō.
ʻAʻole ʻoe e lawe mai ke kanaka liilii.
E uhaʻi ʻoe iā ia e hoʻouna iā ia i ka hale ʻilihune.
- He aha, ke hoʻohenehene nei ʻoe iaʻu?
Ua hele paha ʻoe i kahi Godwins?
He hui keia mau wahi.
ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi ma mua o nā panakō, emi ka palekana.
Hana ʻoe i hoʻokahi hana e like me ia pololei, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomaha.
Pono ʻoe e noʻonoʻo.
- Pono ia he ala loihi mai keia wahi aku.
- Hiki iā ʻoe i nā manawa a pau e hoohana i kou mau mile ea.
A inā hāʻule kēlā, pono. loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi o kēia.
- ʻAe, manaʻo wau pili ka nui.
- T.
- ʻAe.
Aia ma laila, e ka meli.
- ʻO wai kēlā?
- ʻAe, ʻo kaʻu kaikamahine kēlā.
- He kaikamahine kāu.
- ʻAʻole ʻoe i nīnau.
E ke keiki, ʻike ʻoe ʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia i loko o ʻaneʻi.
Ua aha, ka pau ke kula?
E hele mai, he 16 kou mau makahiki, ʻAʻole kēia wahi.
Hele mai ʻaneʻi, ʻo kēia ʻaʻohe wahi no ʻoe.
- Ua ʻike mua au i nā wahine ʻōlohelohe.
- ʻAʻole wau e ninau aku.
- Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻololi i ka hōʻike,
e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i nā helu, e hoʻolilo i kālā
hiki iā lākou ke komo i luna me.
- ʻAʻohe kumu.
- No laila, ua haʻalele wale mākou?
Loaʻa iā mākou?
- ʻAe, ʻōlelo wau, ke ʻole i ʻae ʻia ʻo ia hoʻi kekahi mea ʻē aʻe.
E nānā, ʻike wau he a poino, pono.
ʻAe, nānā, ʻo wau makemake ʻoe i 20K kālā
no laila hiki iā mākou ke loaʻa nā mea a pau pā shit pono mākou.
Makemake au i kēlā me kēia kekahi o kā mākou keikikāne
i ka hoʻolimalima ʻole ʻia
a me kahi mokuʻāina fucking nui o ka hale hana noʻeau.
ʻAe, manaʻo wau ua lanakila ʻo ia i ka hale kūʻai kofe shitbox, huh?
No laila he aha kā mākou e kapa nei?
- OPD, RCMP, luna a pau o ko lakou papa.
Hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi i nā mea a pau e nānā mai?
- Aloha ʻoukou, pehea ʻoukou?
ʻO wau ʻo Detective Snydes, B a me E,
ʻAʻole wau e haʻi ʻōlelo nui a i ʻole kāu lā pāʻani kamaʻilio pep.
Akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo Project Cafe ʻo kāu helu ʻekahi ka mea nui.
ʻO kēlā me kēia, ʻaʻole ʻoe pili.
ʻAʻole pili kou ʻohana.
Akā e ʻike inā inā hopu mākou i kā mākou kāne,
kēlā me kēia o oukou e hele i ka home
me ka aie no ke kola.
Maopopo?
He nīnau?
- ʻO wai mākou e ho'āʻo ana e kola, e Sir?
- Tommy Kay.
Hoʻoneʻe hou aku i nā waiwai ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o Simpson Sears
iho ma The Playmate.
ʻO ka hapalua o nā mea kūʻai aku aia ma kāna uku
hana ia wahi kūlanakauhale manamana lima.
Makemake au e ʻike i kēlā me kēia kanaka, perp a me ka wahine hookamakama
e komo ana iloko a mai kela wahi aku.
ʻIke mākou iā Tommy.
ʻO Diamond Dave, kāna lua ma ke kauoha.
Billy Bishop, junkie a puni shit heel.
Akā ʻo nā mea hope ʻelua ʻāpana o ka puzzle,
He aha kā mākou iā lākou?
- Ke hana nei.
- ʻAe, e hana ikaika.
E kiʻi iaʻu i nā mea a pau hiki iā ʻoe ma kēia mau mea ʻelua.
No ka mea mai ia manawa mai ua hōʻike mai lākou,
ke ike nei makou he emi loa he pa e hele ana i lalo.
A makemake wau e ʻike inā loaʻa iā lākou kekahi mea e hana ai
me kēia mau panakō nā hana e iho ana.
No ka mea, ʻaʻole ia he coincidence.
- Auē ʻeā.
- ʻAe, maikaʻi, Ninau au a puni.
ʻAʻole hana nā mea kālailai palekana keia ano dala, Robert.
- ʻAe, hana nā mea maikaʻi.
- ʻAe, pehea kāu kāleka ʻoihana?
Ka laina kelepona ua hemo
a me ka helu wahi ʻaʻole i loaʻa.
E aha hana ʻoe?
- Nānā.
- Ke kūʻai aku nei ʻoe i nā lāʻau lapaʻau?
- ʻAʻole.
- Ke pepehi kanaka nei ʻoe?
- ʻAʻole, ʻoiaʻiʻo wau aole pepehi kanaka.
- ʻAe, ke holo nei au ma waho o nā koho maanei.
Ke hana nei ʻoe me kou makuakāne?
- Aia koʻu makuakāne i loko o ke kini mai koʻu wā he 10 makahiki.
ʻO ka manawa hope aʻu i ʻike ai iā ia,
e huki ʻia ana ʻo ia ka lau mua i loko o nā lima lima.
ʻAʻole wau i haʻi iā ʻoe no ka mea Ua hilahila wau.
- A pehea kou makuahine?
ʻO nā mea a pau e pili ana i kou makuahine, He wahahee kekahi?
- ʻAʻole.
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻo ia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo.
Ma mua o ka haʻalele ʻana o koʻu makuahine, ua hana ʻo ia e noho pū me aʻu a me koʻu kaikunāne
a e heluhelu wale mai ana oia ia makou.
Nui loa ʻo ia kēlā ʻano mea.
He akamai loa ʻo ia.
A laila ma hope o koʻu makuakāne ua paʻa ʻo ia,
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, ʻo ia ua nānā wale
a ʻaʻole maoli ʻo ia a puni hou.
ʻŌlelo mau ʻo ia,
no ka nui o ko'u hoololi ana koʻu lole a i koʻu pālule,
E hana mau au, ʻO wau mau ʻo ia.
- A laila he aha ka Ke hele nei ka po?
E aha hana ʻoe?
- ʻAoʻao ʻekahi.
Ke kālepa nei ʻoe i loko?
- Ma lalo o ka ʻaoʻao.
E nānā, ma hope o koʻu loaʻa ʻana mawaho o ka halepaahao, ua halawai au me oe
a makemake au e hoʻomaka hou.
Ua makemake au i hale, Ua makemake au i ʻohana.
ʻo ia wale nō.
E kala mai iaʻu.
- ʻO ʻoe kēia.
- ʻAe.
- He powa ʻoe?
- ʻAe.
- ʻEhia kāu i hana ai?
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, malia paha 30 mau nupepa waiwai.
- 30?
- ʻOi aku paha.
Nānā ʻaʻohe kanaka i hala eha, koe wale no.
E hoʻopaʻa wau i kaʻu ʻeke a e haʻalele au i kēia pō.
Hoʻohiki wau.
- No laila ʻo ʻoe wale nō powa i ka poe panaka?
- ʻAe.
- Hōʻike iaʻu.
No laila he aha kā mākou e ʻimi nei?
- Nā ikaika, nāwaliwali, manawa, hooweliweli.
E nānā inā hiki iaʻu ke komo i loko a mai laila aku i ka minuke 30
aole e loaa i ka ʻekolu mau minuke mua ma hope,
E hele mau wau.
ʻŌ, aia ʻo ia.
Aloha au i kēia kanaka.
E nānā iā ia.
Horny loa.
E nānā iā ia.
- Ua hele mua ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi.
- ʻAe.
ʻAe, akā ma ka recon wale nō.
- No laila ʻo ia ka nāwaliwali?
- A me ka manawa kūpono.
- E kali, e hele ana ʻoe i kēia manawa?
- ʻAe.
- E kali, e haʻalele ana ʻoe. Auē.
- Manaʻo maikaʻi iaʻu. - He aha?
Auē.
ʻAe.
- E ke kanaka, ʻo ʻoe ʻo Carl?
- ʻO wau ʻo Carl.
- ʻAʻole, e kuʻu Akua.
- ʻAe, ua hoʻokele ʻoe ka plymouth?
-ʻAe.
ʻIke au i kekahi ma laila,
me he mea lā ua hoʻāʻo lākou e jimmy i kekahi mea ma laila.
- Ke hoʻohenehene nei ʻoe iaʻu?
- ʻAe, ua like ia he ʻaihue paha.
- Ma hea ʻoe?
- E kali,
he aha lā?
ʻAʻole.
Auē.
Ke kamaʻilio nei ʻo ia iaʻu?
Auē.
He aha?
Auē.
Maikaʻi paha ʻoe?
- ʻAe.
ʻIke ʻoe, he mau a ka wikiwiki o ka adrenaline,
akā, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.
- Nui nā mea e hana nei, ʻAʻole au i ʻike i hea ʻoe.
- ʻO ia hoʻi ua hana wau i kaʻu hana.
E nana i kela. E nana i kela.
- He hihiu kēia.
- ʻAe, ʻike wau i ka pēpē.
Nānā, ʻike wau, ʻike wau he nui, akā, manaʻolana,
ʻike ʻoe, hiki iā mākou ke hele.
He aha kāu e noʻonoʻo nei?
- Pono ʻoe e hoʻohiki iaʻu kekahi mea.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻelua mau mea.
- ʻAe.
- Hoʻokahi, ʻaʻole ʻoe e hopu ʻia.
- ʻae nō hoʻi.
- ʻElua, ʻaihue wale ʻoe i nā panakō.
ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ua wili lākou nā mea a pau aʻu i mālama ai.
No laila hiki iaʻu ke ola me kēlā.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo.
He aha hou aʻe?
- Hana ʻoe i kēia a hiki i hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomaha.
A lawe mākou i ke pēpē, ʻo ʻoe e kiʻi i kāu pā kahakai
a neʻe mākou i hoʻokahi haneli pakeneka legit, ua pau oe.
- Kūʻai.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, pono ʻoe hoohiki mua ia'u?
- ʻAe, he aha kēlā?
- E male paha ʻoe iaʻu?
- ʻO Robert.
Auē.
- He ʻae kēlā?
- ʻAe.
Auē.
- ʻAe, ʻo ka hope ʻelua mau kāne, pono mākou e ID.
- ʻAʻohe mea ma luna ona, huh?
ʻAʻole he mea?
- ʻAʻole he mea, he ʻuhane ʻo ia.
- Pehea e pili ana i ka kanaka ʻē aʻe, kekahi mea?
- ʻAʻole anei ʻo ia i hoʻokele kaʻa like?
- ʻAe, hana lākou a pau.
Ua like lākou me Chrysler ʻO ka hui ʻo Fifth Avenue.
Loaʻa iā Tommy lāua ʻo Dave kekahi.
- Na ke kanaka ʻē aʻe i hoʻokele i ka kaʻa pololei like, nā papa like.
Hoʻopaʻa inoa ʻia iā Andrea Hudson.
He aha ka wehewehe?
- Manaʻo wau e ʻike wau.
- Ua loaʻa i kekahi kekahi.
- ʻAe, he aha kāu e ʻōlelo ai pēlā?
- Aia nō ʻoe i ka hūnā.
- Auē ʻeā.
- Mai kiʻi i ke keiki palaualelo.
- ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe, lohe wau iā ʻoe.
Akā no kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ua loaʻa iaʻu e kālele ana
ma ia hana hope loa.
ʻO ia kā mākou mea nui.
A laila e lilo ana au wahi e like me keia,
aka, ka aoao moana.
- Ua ʻike hou ʻia?
- ʻAʻole loa, ʻaʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo, akā ua loaʻa iaʻu
e hoolei ana i kahi wahi Komohana i nā mahina i hala iho nei.
ʻIke ʻoe, ʻo kēia ka mea nui.
Ke kahea nei au ʻO Wanekoua Nui.
- ʻO, ke kapa inoa nei ʻoe kāu mau hana i kēia manawa.
- ʻAe, makemake ʻo Robert loaʻa nā kāleka kālepa
me kona mau stats inā hiki iā ia.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo nō he manao maikai loa.
- ʻAe.
ʻO ka hana nui, ʻike ʻoe, ʻo ʻoe pono ke kanaka lua.
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole pono iaʻu he kanaka lua.
- ʻAe, pehea ʻo Bishop?
- Hele mai.
ʻO kēlā kanaka, ʻaʻole. - ʻAe.
E hele mai, he kanaka maikaʻi ʻo ia.
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole, maopopo ʻaʻole pono ke kanaka lua.
- E hele mai, loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoʻokomo kālā e hoʻomalu.
Loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi maka lua.
- ʻAʻole pono wau i ke kanaka lua.
- Robert, ke koi nei au.
- ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe i ke aha?
Hiki iaʻu ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i kēia i kekahi manawa ʻē aʻe, ʻae.
I kēia manawa pono wau e hoʻi i ka wahine.
- He wahine kāu?
- ʻAe, hoʻopaʻa kāne maikaʻi.
ʻAe, ua loaʻa iaʻu ke apo ʻelua mau mahina i hala iho nei,
akā ua hoʻoholo wale wau ʻo ia ka manawa.
- Aloha aloha e ke keiki.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- Hey, i ka rai hoa
a me kāu hoʻopalau.
- A e lilo kaʻu pēpē.
- He ʻaelike pūʻolo.
ʻAilua.
- ʻAe, pehea kēlā?
- Maikaʻi, ʻo wau e mimi
a hele aku iwaho ma mua o kona loaʻa ʻana i kaʻu mau nati.
- ʻAe.
- ʻAe a, loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi mea.
- He aha kēlā?
- "Karma Chameleon" he track one.
- Ha?
- MTV pēpē.
- ʻAe, ʻo ia ke kanaka George Boy.
ʻO ia ke kuʻi ma nā wahi a pau.
He aha ia mea?
E Detective, ʻo ʻoe ma hope e kiola i kēlā palapala kauoha?
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole wale he peke T deuce.
- ʻAe, pono ʻoe makemake loa i keia wahi.
- ʻO kaʻu mea e loaʻa ai like no keia wahi
ʻo ka nānā ʻana i kou maka ke pani au.
A ʻo ia wale nō kahi manawa.
- ʻAe, he mea ʻakaʻaka ka manawa.
E holo lōʻihi, pau nā palapala kauoha,
maloʻo ke kālā, ʻeha nā kānaka.
- E hoʻomālamalama wau i kahi pāʻani no ʻoe.
- ʻAe.
E ʻoki i ka popo.
- Auē ʻoe.
- ʻAe. - ʻAe.
- Boy George fan, huh?
- ʻAe, ʻae.
Eia au.
ʻIke ʻoe, manaʻo wau ua haʻahaʻa ʻia ʻo ia.
- ʻAe. - Makemake au iā ia.
ʻAe. - Auē, nui loa ka make-up.
ʻOiai noʻu,
manaʻo nā kānaka a pau ua loaʻa iaʻu ʻIke ʻoe i ka eyeliner fucking.
- ʻAe.
Me he mea lā ʻoe ʻaʻahu eyeliner.
ʻAʻole ʻoe?
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole. - ʻŌ.
- ʻO wai ʻoe, ʻike ʻoe.
- ʻAe, ʻae.
ʻAe, maopopo.
Mālama ʻoe.
Aloha nō.
- Hey, "Ke hoʻololi nei i kēlā me kēia lā"
Aia ma kēlā album kekahi, ʻeā?
- Pēlā koʻu manaʻo. Pēlā koʻu manaʻo.
- ʻAe, pehea kou manaʻo e hoao ana e huna?
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, e ke kanaka.
ʻOi aku koʻu i loko o ka leo ma mua o ke mele.
ʻIke ʻoe i kaʻu ʻōlelo?
- ʻAe.
- Hopu.
ʻAe, a laila e ʻike mākou iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe.
Hoʻopaʻa iaʻu. Iesu Kristo.
Kaʻa kēlā mau kāne ʻelua kaa like loa
no ka mea ke kanaka hoʻokahi.
ʻAʻahu ʻia ʻo ia, ʻo ia loaʻa ka ʻili hoʻopunipuni a me ka wig
a me ka mea a pau.
- No ke aha mai?
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu.
- E holo kāua i kāna nā papa i loko a ʻike.
- ʻAe a kāhea aku i kēlā me kēia lole a me ka wahi prosthetics,
kahakai i kahakai.
- John, koʻikoʻi.
- E kala mai, e ka meli.
ʻAe.
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi.
- Ke mālama nei ka Apana nā papa i nā kānaka like ʻole,
nā kaʻa like ʻole ma luna nā mahina i hala iho nei.
- Maopopo iaʻu.
- ʻO kekahi o kā mākou mau kāne e hoi hou ana i ka apana
hala ka 7-Eleven, an aia ʻo Buick kahiko,
aka, aole lakou i hana e noonoo nui ia mea,
aka, manao lakou ua ʻike mua lākou.
ʻAʻole hiki ke haʻalulu keia manao paha.
- ʻAe inā loaʻa kahi manaʻo, ʻo ia ka manawa e hele ai.
- Pololei, pololei, pono huli ka kaʻa
no kekahi ia lawe mai mākou no kahi DUI,
alaila, he hemahema kū i ka ʻaha hoʻokolokolo.
- ʻAe, ua wili ʻo ia, ʻike wau.
No ke aha wau i ʻaneʻi?
- Ua makemake ʻo ia e kamaʻilio me ʻoe.
- ʻAe.
E,
ʻAʻole kā mākou mau kāne ʻelua ʻo ke kanaka hoʻokahi wale nō
Ua ʻike au ma The Playmate.
ʻO ia hoʻi kēia kanaka.
- ʻO Robert kēlā?
- ʻAe, ʻo Robert kēlā.
Wahi a Diamond Dave ʻo ia hele i kahi hana i kēia manawa.
Kekahi mea a Robert e kapa ana i ka Wanekoua Nui.
- Ke kapa nei ʻo ia i kāna mau hana i kēia manawa.
- He aha kā mākou i koe i ke kālā liʻiliʻi?
ʻŌ, hele mai.
He 50 paha koe i ko'u helu no ka palapala mokulele.
E hoʻokuʻu i luna. - Maikaʻi, maikaʻi, maanei.
- Maikaʻi paha ʻoe?
- Pono wau i kahi puʻupuʻu.
- Auē.
ʻOi aku ka wikiwiki o ka hana, ʻae.
Ua maopopo anei ia oe maikaʻi ke hana i kēia?
- Pono ʻoe e hana?
- ʻIke wau i ka mea ke hana nei au.
Pono ʻoe e mālama kou puuwai pu.
Ua hoʻoholo wau i kēia wahi ekolu manawa.
A inā i hana pono, e hana mākou maopopo ma luna o ka miliona ma laila.
ʻO nā mea a pau ma mua he prologue keia.
He aha ka prologue?
- No laila e lawe wale i kahi e nana i keia, ua makaukau?
No laila, ʻo ia nō kēia?
- E nānā, e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ke kelepona mai kāu fax,
maopopo iā ia. - ʻAe.
- A ʻōlelo ʻoe kekahi mea e pili ana i ke kālā.
- Ua hoʻi mai ʻo ia i kēia pule?
- ʻAe, hele mai ʻo ia ma ka nīnau ʻana e pili ana i ka hoolimalima poe keaka.
- He aha ke kumu?
- ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, ua makemake ʻo ia e hoao i kekahi mea okoa.
Ke kuhikuhi nei paha.
- ʻAe, e hele wau manaʻo ʻaʻole kēlā.
- ʻAe, ʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole hiki ke komo i laila.
- Kāhea i ka Makau Ua maikaʻi ʻo Hoffman.
Maikaʻi nō.
ʻO ka mākaʻikaʻi John F ʻO Snydes, ua hele mua koʻu kāne
loaa ka pu me kou hui, e ʻoluʻolu.
- Ua pono.
- Manaʻo wau i kēia kanaka ua hiki mai i kou kūlanakauhale
e hao i ka panakō i loko nā hola 24 e hiki mai ana.
Pehea ka wikiwiki e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke loaʻa nā ʻaʻahu e noho ma ia mau wahi?
- Aia ma luna o 670 nā panakō ma ke kūlanakauhale.
- ʻAe, ʻo ka wahi like ʻaihue i kēlā me kēia manawa
lele ʻo ia i kekahi kūlanakauhale.
A ua hōʻemi au iho i ka elima.
Ua hana ʻelua i ka lā.
E piʻi ana paha ʻo ia i kāna pilikino maikaʻi loa, ʻaʻole wau ʻike.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke kōkua a ʻaʻole paha?
Loaʻa nā maka i kekahi mea?
- ʻAʻole, loaʻa iaʻu kekahi mea.
- ʻAʻohe.
- ʻAe, ʻo mākou a pau e imi ana i kekahi mea
nui a ʻokoʻa, pololei?
Nui a ʻokoʻa.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- E mālama pono.
- ʻAe, pono ia e hana iā ia.
- Aloha, he aha kēia?
- ʻEhā lima no ka lawe ʻana.
- ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe e hookomo ia mau mea maanei.
- Kainō?
- No ka mea ʻaʻole mākou i kauoha iā lākou.
- Kekahi kauoha ia lakou.
- Loaʻa iā mākou kekahi i kau ʻia ma ka hale kūʻai?
- Hoʻokomo wale wau iā lākou kahi i ʻōlelo mai ai lākou iaʻu e hele.
- ʻAe, akā.
- E nānā kāua, manaʻo wau e lawe i kekahi o na mea a pau.
- ʻAʻole.
- ʻAʻole?
- ʻAʻole.
- Iesu Kristo. - Wehe mai.
- He koʻikoʻi paha ʻoe?
- Ke ʻike nei kekahi i kēia?
- ʻAe, kekahi kauoha ia lakou, maopopo.
ʻAʻole wau.
- ʻO kēia pololei anei o Godwins?
- ʻO ia ka hōʻailona 'ōlelo mai, ʻae, ʻo Godwins kēia.
- Ma laila lākou ma kahi kūpono.
- E hana mai oe ia'u, e holo i na papa maluna o kela van.
- E, e mālama iā ia.
Aloha ke Akua.
ʻAe, hele mai, hele mai, hele mai, hele mai.
- ʻO kou ʻano incredibly unprofessional.
- E oe, e hele i ka honua.
E kiʻi i ka fuck ma ka honua.
E hele i ka honua i kēia manawa.
- E, noho iho.
maʻalahi.
E hele mai, hele mai, hele mai.
E nānā i ka puka mua.
Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai.
ʻO nā mea a pau, nā mea a pau, pau loa, pau loa.
- Robert, manaʻo wau loaʻa iā mākou ka hui.
- E hele ma ʻaneʻi.
- Ua ʻōlelo ʻoe i koʻu inoa, e ka pupule.
Ua hana maikaʻi ʻoe.
- Fuck, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e ʻaihue i kahi panakō.
Ua paʻi ʻo ia i ka Godwins ma ka hale kūʻai.
Ma hea ʻo ia i hele ai? Ma hea ʻo ia i hele ai?
- E lohi, mai holo.
E ʻoluʻolu.
ʻEā.
- ʻAe.
- Loaʻa iaʻu ʻelua mau mea kānalua,
e neʻe ana i ka ʻākau ma waena o ka hale kūʻai.
Nā ʻaʻahu uliuli.
Mai neʻe ʻoe!
Nā lima i luna, huli.
- Snydes, ʻAe, manaʻo wau ʻike wau iā lākou
ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe o ka hale kūʻai.
- E hele i waho..
- Ua loaʻa iaʻu.
ʻAe, ke hele nei lākou i ke komo komo komohana.
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole, loaʻa iaʻu ʻelua ma ʻaneʻi e hele ana i ka Hikina.
- ʻAe. Lawe mākou iā lākou a pau?
- E hele ma hope o lāua aole holo.
-E hele. E hele kāua.
Oh shit.
E nānā i kēlā puka.
- Fuck, ua hauʻoli wau, Ua ʻōlelo wau i kou inoa.
- Paa wale a hana me ka puka.
- ʻAe.
- He aha?
- Poina wau i ka pū.
- He aha?
He aha kāu i hana ai?
- Ua haʻalele paha wau i loko o ka hale kūʻai.
Holo wikiwiki mākou, Ua hopohopo au.
- He aha kāu hewa, e ka hoa?
- Ua hala ka manawa Robert.
Ua pau ka manawa.
- E pana ʻoe iaʻu, ʻo ʻoe mai hoʻihoʻi i kekahi mea.
Pono ʻoe i nā hōʻike.
- ʻAe, lokomaikaʻi ʻoe of exhibit A hoa.
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻike ʻoe a me aʻu
i loaa ole ia oe lawa e paa ai ia'u.
- ʻAʻole, mai hana ʻoe.
- E, e koho kāua i kēia manawa aʻe.
- E, mai, mai.
E, e, e, e, e.
- E ka hoki hūpō.
- ʻAha.
- ʻAe.
- Aloha.
- E hoʻopaʻa i kāu ʻeke, pēpē.
- No ka mea maoli?
- No ka mea maoli.
E nānā i ka pahu lole lole luna.
- ʻAʻole.
- Maikaʻi, maikaʻi.
Pono wau e hele, e ʻike wau iā ʻoe.
Mai poina e e kāʻei i kou kāmaʻa.
- Pono wau e hele.
- ʻAe, ʻae, bye.
- E ʻike nā mākaʻi iā mākou kūʻai i nā tiketi mokulele.
Aia lākou a puni ka mokulele.
- ʻO ia ke kumu o mākou lawe ana i ke kaaahi.
E lawe i kēlā.
Aia au ma ke kaʻa pā,
ʻike ʻoe ʻoe ma kahi e.
ʻIke ʻoe.
Akua wahine, nā mea hoʻoneʻe aia ma ko lakou ala,
pono mākou e hele i kēia manawa.
ʻO Andy.
- Pono mākou e hele.
- Babe.
- Aia ʻoe iaʻu.
E kiʻi i kahi noho, e kiʻi i ka huila.
Maikaʻi loa.
ʻAe.
- Aia ʻoe, e noho.
- Mahalo, mahalo, mahalo, mahalo.
- Ua maikaʻi ʻoe.
ʻAe hoʻomaha wale, hoʻomaha, hoʻomaha.
- Hoʻomaha ʻoe.
- Ke hana maikaʻi nei ʻoe.
- Pehea lā ke nānā nei ʻo Doc?
Auē.
- E hele i waho. - Auē.
Auē. - E aha hana ʻoe?
ʻIke wau i ka, ʻike wau i ke poʻo, ʻe.
- ʻO Robert, ʻo Robert wahine i luna.
- ʻAe.
- E noho pū me aʻu.
hanu, hanu, e haʻi i lalo a paʻi.
- Paʻi.
Hāʻawi iā ia.
Auē.
- Hui.
- He nani loa.
- He hemolele ʻoe.
He hemolele ʻo ia.
Hui.
Mai poni i kona ihu. - Ke hoʻopā wale nei au iā ia.
ʻEā.
ʻO wau kou makuakāne.
ʻAe.
ʻO wau kou makuakāne.
- Aia i hea nā mea a pau?
- Ua hala.
- Pono ʻoe ʻakaʻaka iaʻu.
Haka.
ʻOiai ʻo Tommy e pā ana i ka pā
1.2 miliona mau mea i ʻaihue ʻia,
ʻImi nā mākaʻi i ka pū pana mai Wanekoua mai
Hoʻi pololei iā Diamond Dave.
ʻO wau hoʻi, ʻoiai, i ka wā ʻaʻa hele hema, hele au i ka ʻākau.
- Robert, he aha?
E haʻi aku ʻoe iaʻu he aha ka hana?
- E nānā, aia lākou e nana ana i na mokulele
a me na kahua kaaahi.
ʻO kēia ka pāʻani palekana.
Ua kōkua ʻo Tommy i ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana i kēia mea i luna, hope minute.
- Pehea e pili ana i ka papahana?
Pehea na Bahamas?
- Nānā, e noho ana ma laila e paʻa ana iā ia i loko o ia haukapila.
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, ua like ia Ua hoʻohana au i koʻu ola a pau
hana i kekahi mea e like me kēia manaʻo o ka pakele,
keia ola moana maikai loa,
akā me kēia mau mea a pau, ʻo ʻolua nō ʻo ka pakele wale nō kaʻu e pono ai.
A e like me kāu i ʻōlelo ai, "Ma nā wahi a mākou e noho ai, aia ka home."
Akau?
- Ua palekana mākou?
- ʻAe.
- Eli hou ke kaona hou, pololei.
ʻAʻole lākou ʻike ʻO wai a ma hea wau.
No laila, hoʻokipa i ka home.
ʻEā.
- ʻAʻole ʻo ia ʻO ka manawa pinepine e loaʻa iā ʻoe ka lua
i kahi o ke ao holoʻokoʻa Wehe aʻela a ʻōlelo mai,
"Mai hoʻopaʻapaʻa i kēia."
Akā, ke hoʻolohe nei au, aia wau i waho.
Ma waho aʻe o ka pōwā panakō,
ʻaʻole loaʻa iā lākou he lawe mai i kāu keiki i ka lā hana.
- Maikaʻi, hele mākou.
Eia mākou e hele ai.
E ke akua, aia mākou i ka home.
- Ma ʻaneʻi.
Hui.
- ʻAe, ʻike wau i kēlā minoʻaka.
- Makemake ʻoe i kēlā minoʻaka.
- Makemake wau i kēlā minoʻaka, pehea ʻoe?
A pehea ʻoe?
- E hoʻolohe, pono mākou e kamaʻilio
e pili ana i kēlā hoʻohui ma ke keena.
Maikaʻi nō mākou?
- ʻAe.
- ʻAe? - Uh huh.
- ʻAe.
- ʻae nō hoʻi.
- ʻAe, hopu i kēlā, ʻo wau e waiho iā ia i lalo.
- ʻAe, ʻae, ʻae.
E hele kāua.
- E, ke ʻimi nei au i kaʻu hoa, Robert Whiteman.
- Auē.
- Kuʻu hoa aloha. - He aha kāu hana ma ʻaneʻi?
- Ah, ke hele wale nei.
- ʻAʻohe mea maʻa wale ma o Pembroke.
- Pololei kēlā.
- ʻAe, ke kau nei ʻo ia ka pēpē i lalo.
E kiʻi i kahi noho, naʻu e kiʻi i nā pia.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo. -Hiki nō.
- ʻAe.
Mahalo.
- Loaʻa iā ʻoe.
- Ua like ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi keiki liʻiliʻi nona ka blender me ka luna ole.
- He mau mea pāʻani kāna.
- ʻAe.
ʻIke ʻoe, manaʻo mau wau
ʻo ka lole ʻaʻahu he a hōʻailona o ka pio,
akā ʻo ʻoe maoli e nānā maikaʻi iā lākou.
Pono lākou e pili ʻoe ma kahi hale kūʻai.
- Maikaʻi, e Tommy, he aha Ke hana maoli nei ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi?
- ʻAʻole ʻoe maʻa i ka loaʻa he mau hoaaloha maoli nō ʻoe?
Ua hele mai nei au e ike pehea ʻoe.
- ʻAe?
- ʻAe.
- Maikaʻi wau.
Maikaʻi maoli au.
- Ua maopopo iā ʻoe?
- ʻAe.
- 'A'ole loa au manaʻo wau e ʻike i ka lā
i ka wā e noho ai ʻo Robert Whiteman e oki ana i kona mauu ponoi.
- ʻAe, ʻo wai manao ia mauu
ʻo kaʻu mea nui loa pilikia, pololei?
- ʻAʻole ʻoe e poina.
- Nah.
Nah, ʻo ia wale nō he mea e hoopau ai.
- Ua ʻike ʻoe i koʻu wā ʻelemakule,
Ua ike au i na mea a pau mea ʻaʻole pono iaʻu.
ʻO nā mea a pau i koʻu hele ʻana,
e hele wale lākou e hoolei i ka opala.
- ʻAe, e hana ʻoe maopopo loa
ka ʻōpala maikaʻi loa ma ka poloka.
- Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe.
- He ʻakaʻaka, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu e noʻonoʻo i kahi pāʻani hoʻokahi
Ua loaʻa iaʻu i koʻu wā kamaliʻi.
No ka mea ʻaʻole wau ua nui loa na mea a pau.
Ua maʻa iaʻu e huhū mai iaʻu,
ʻike i kēia mau keiki ʻē aʻe
pāʻani me kā lākou nā mea pāʻani a me nā mea ʻino.
Ua loaʻa iaʻu ka zip, akā ua maikaʻi kēlā.
No ka mea, ua aʻo mai iaʻu mahalo i kaʻu i loaʻa ai.
E ʻike inā ʻike ʻoe he aha ia makemake i kekahi mea,
pono ʻoe e loaʻa hou aku.
ʻAʻole pili paha he waiwai ʻoe a ʻilihune paha.
E ola mau ʻoe
i kahi liʻiliʻi wale nō ma mua o kou hiki.
No laila pono ʻoe e ʻike i kāu mau palena.
ʻO ʻoe, ʻo wau, loaʻa iā mākou nā mea a pau, nā mea a pau.
ʻO nā mea ʻē aʻe a pau lehu a me ka lepo wale nō,
e like me kā mākou e hele ai.
- No laila he aha kāu e ʻōlelo nei,
ke hele nei ʻoe i waho o ka pāʻani?
- Nah, nah, nah, ʻelemakule ʻaʻole hiki ke ulu.
Akā, ʻaʻole ʻoe e paʻi na kinipopo o ka liona
ma ke ala i waho ke keiki.
E inaina ke ike ia oe e hoehaia.
- ʻAe.
- ʻAʻole.
- Pono wau e hana i hoʻokahi wale nō.
ʻO kahi hope loa.
- E loaʻa iā mākou kahi ala ʻē aʻe.
- ʻO ia wale nō ka mea Ua maikaʻi wau ma.
ʻAʻohe ala ʻē aʻe.
- Aia kekahi ala ʻē aʻe.
He kuikahi ko makou.
ʻAe?
- ʻAe.
Pololei ʻoe, pololei ʻoe.
He manao lapuwale.
- Hoʻohiki ʻoe?
- Ke hoʻohiki nei au.
E hana au i kekahi kahea i ke kakahiaka
a e ike au i ka'u mea e hana ai.
- ʻAe.
- Mai like me aʻu.
Mahalo iā ʻoe.
- ʻO Robert.
He aha kāu e uē nei?
Hele mai.
ʻO Robert.
Pehea ʻoe i kēia lā?
ʻO Robert.
E kiʻi kāua i meaʻai.
- Aia nō ke kaʻa i ka alanui, ua hala o Whiteman.
Manaʻo wau ʻo Andrea a me ka Aia nō ke keiki i loko.
- Ua lawe mākou i kēia lōʻihi e hele i kēia mamao,
ʻAʻole wau e ʻae hele aku ia.
- He mau manaʻo?
- Aloha.
- ʻAe, aia ʻo Rob ma laila?
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole ia.
Hiki iaʻu ke lawe i kahi memo?
- Nah, nah, ʻaʻohe hopohopo, ʻaʻole, e kāhea hou au.
E kelepona hou au, mahalo.
ʻAʻole ʻo ia ma laila.
- Loaʻa ka spook jumped kūlanakauhale?
ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu.
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole ʻo ia haalele iaia.
- Loaʻa wale iā mākou ka TRU a me ke kaua no keia po,
pono mākou e hana i kēia.
- Ke neʻe nei ʻo ia.
Ke neʻe nei ʻo ia.
Kāhea i nā mokulele, kelepona nā kahua kaʻaahi, ʻae.
E kāhea au i nā kaʻa kaʻa a me ka hoolimalima kaa.
E hele kāua, iho keia i keia manawa
aiʻole e hoʻomaka mākou i nā mea a pau.
- Akua wahine.
- Hui.
No laila kekahi mea?
- ʻAe.
ʻAe, ʻae, pili wau me ko'u hoa kahiko
nona ka laina he gig i waho nei.
ʻO nā mea kūʻai wale nō ia, ʻAʻohe mea kupanaha.
Akā ʻaʻole au i ʻike e uku ana ia ʻO nā bila, ʻeā?
- I ka manawa hea ʻoe e ʻike ai?
- ʻAe, pono wau e noho koke me lakou.
No laila, loaʻa iaʻu kahi ʻoiaʻiʻo manao maikai no ia mea.
- ʻAe, maopopo iaʻu e maikaʻi loa ia.
- ʻAe.
ʻAe.
No laila pono wau home e like- 30.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho iaʻu i ke kahua mokulele?
- ʻOiaʻiʻo.
ʻAe, ʻoiaʻiʻo, E ike au ia oe.
ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe.
- Aloha wau iā ʻoe kekahi.
- Aloha nō.
- ʻAe, maikaʻi, e haʻi mai iaʻu.
ʻAʻohe mea, ʻaʻohe mea ma ke kahua mokulele, nā kahua kaʻaahi a i ʻole nā ​​kaʻa kaʻa.
ʻAʻole mākou e uku iā ʻoe e noho ma kou mau hoki,
hele e hana i kekahi mea.
E kali, e kali, kali, kali, kali,
e hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kēlā.
Ua nānā ʻoe i ke kahua mokulele kūloko?
- Loaʻa paha iā ia hoolimalima i ka lele
mai Pembroke a hiki i Toronto.
Mai Toronto a Ladana hoʻokomo ke kāleka hōʻaiʻē iā ia ma laila.
- ʻAʻohe mea kupanaha ua hiki iā ia e hana ia ma lalo o ka radar.
Ke hoʻohana nei ke keiki a ka wahine ke kahua mokulele ʻāpana ma ke ʻano he hub.
Hele.
♪ Ka lā ♪
♪ ʻOi aku ka nani, ah, ha, ha ♪
♪ ʻAe ♪
♪ Doo, kakaka, kakaka ♪
- Aloha ahiahi, e Ma'am.
- Hui.
- Hiki iā ʻoe ke wehe i kēlā mau mea e ʻoluʻolu, mahalo.
♪ Doo, kakaka, kakaka ♪
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
- Hele, hele, hele, hele, hele.
♪ Doo, kakaka, kakaka ♪
- ʻO ia kēia?
- ʻAe, ʻae.
- ʻAha.
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
♪ Nani ♪
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
♪ ʻAe ♪
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
♪ Doo, kakaka, kakaka ♪
- Eia iā ʻoe.
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
- Hoohuoi ua kau i ka lele
ma Lākana International, Aia ka mokulele ma ka tarmac.
- ʻAʻohe mea āu e hana ai, Mai hoʻokuʻu iā ia e lele maikaʻi.
Mai hoʻokuʻu iā ia e lele.
♪ Doo, kakaka, kakaka ♪
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole mākou e hana.
E nana, aia no nui ka pilikia maanei
no kekahi e hoʻopaʻa iā ia.
E lele ia.
- ʻAʻole, hoʻokaʻawale kēlā.
- E hilinaʻi iaʻu, e lele ʻo ia.
- E lele ʻo ia.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo ʻoe?
- Ae, e lele, e lele.
♪ Doo, kakaka, kakaka ♪
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
- ʻAe.
E hele mai i kēia manawa.
Pono mākou e kiʻi iā Papa, ʻaʻole anei?
Makemake ʻoe e hele i ka holo kaʻa.
Ua pau, hele mai.
E komo kāua noho kaʻa, hele mai.
ʻĀ, maikaʻi kēlā.
Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai.
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
E ʻoluʻolu ma laila.
♪ Kakaka, kakaka ♪
E hele kāua e ʻike iā Pāpā, e hele kāua.
- Ha, ha, ha, hi.
- Mai hana ʻoe eia hou, mau loa.
- ʻAe.
ʻAe.
ʻAʻole wau, ua pau.
ʻAe, ua pau wau.
- Iesu.
- E, e, e, e nana i keia, nana i keia.
E ka pēpē, pehea ʻoe?
- ʻO Robert.
ʻO Robert.
E, e, e, e aha hana ʻoe?
- E maikaʻi.
- He aha ka hana?
He aha ka hana?
- Mai hoʻopā i kaʻu wahine.
Aloha ke Akua.
- ʻO Robert.
E haʻalele iā ia, ʻo ia kaʻu kāne.
- Ua maikaʻi nā mea a pau, e ka meli.
- He aha kaʻu e hana ai?
- E maikaʻi nā mea a pau.
- Makemake wau e haʻalele ʻoe iaʻu.
E oki, he keiki ka'u.
ʻIke ʻoe he keiki kaʻu?
- E ʻoluʻolu e noho i hope.
Ma'am, makemake au e ho'i i hope.
- Ua maikaʻi, ʻaʻole maikaʻi pēpē, maikaʻi.
- E kala mai iaʻu.
- E, e hoopau i ka nā hua palaʻa a pani iā ​​lākou.
ʻAuhea ʻo Detective, ʻo ia ua lōʻihi loa.
- Ua loaʻa, ua lōʻihi loa.
- ʻAe, makemake ʻoe me he mea oolea la?
He mea inu paha?
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole, e kuʻu hoaaloha,
ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole, i kēia lā, i kēia lā Ke lawelawe nei au iā ʻoe.
ʻO ka manawa, he mea ʻakaʻaka.
- He koʻikoʻi kou.
He mea hou ʻoe?
ʻAʻole?
Ua hele ʻoe ma ka ikaika no kekahi manawa?
Lohe e pili ana i ke kanaka me elima dicks?
Ua like kona kapa me ka mīkina lima.
Ua maopopo iaʻu.
Loaʻa iaʻu, loaʻa iaʻu.
- Maopopo iā ʻoe ka mea e kahaha ai iaʻu?
- He aha ia? - ʻO ʻoe, ʻo ʻoe.
- ʻOiaʻiʻo? - ʻAe.
- ʻAe, mahalo.
- Ua ʻike ʻoe ke nānā nei mākou iā ʻoe
a ʻo ʻoe wale nō, ua hoʻomau ʻoe.
ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻaʻole ʻoe i aloha nui ʻia i kona wā kamaliʻi?
- ʻO ia, ʻo ia ʻAʻole anei he eyeliner?
- ʻO ia paha ʻo Maybelline. - Inā ʻaʻole, a laila ...
maka maka nani.
- He aha kāu e ʻōlelo ai, hāʻawi ʻoe iā mākou iā Tommy
a hāʻawi mākou iā ʻoe i ka manawa liʻiliʻi?
- He kanaka pāʻoihana ʻo Tommy.
ʻAʻohe mea e hāʻawi aku.
ʻAʻole ʻoe i loaʻa iaʻu, no laila.
- ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole.
Ua holo mākou i kāu paʻi me ka fed.
- ʻŌ? - ʻAe.
- Vincent Smears he inoa weliweli.
ʻO wau, hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i ke kumu ua hele pū ʻoe me Whiteman.
- ʻAe.
Loaʻa iaʻu.
Maikaʻi ʻoukou.
ʻAe, e haʻi hou aku au iā ʻoe,
inā ʻoe e ʻae mai iaʻu he maka e alo me ka'u wahine.
- ʻAʻole ʻo ia ʻo kāu mea pā nui loa i kēia manawa.
ʻOi aku ma hope e aʻo ana i kou inoa
ʻaʻole ʻo Whiteman maoli.
- Ua kauoha paha kekahi i ka pizza?
- ʻAe, ma ʻaneʻi.
Mahalo iā ʻoe.
Ma laila mākou e hele ai.
Makemake ʻoe i kekahi?
- ʻAʻole, ʻo wau maikaʻi, maikaʻi wau.
- Ua maopopo iā ʻoe? - ʻAe, maikaʻi wau.
ʻO ʻoe wale nō.
Holo i nā paʻi me na feds hou.
Aia kekahi mea wiry, ʻae.
- E, pehea ʻo ia?
- Haʻaheo a haʻaheo e like me ka pō, ʻae.
Akā, ulu ʻo ia iā ʻoe, ʻae.
ʻAe, e kiʻi i ka wahine naʻu.
- No laila inā kou inoa ʻaʻole ʻo Robert Whiteman,
he pupule wale paha?
- ʻAe, aia kekahi mau mea i haalele ai au.
- ʻAe.
No laila he aha ʻoe a powa panakō i kēia manawa?
Aia kekahi mea ʻaʻole ʻoe i haʻalele?
Hmm.
I ko mākou hui ʻana, ua loaʻa iaʻu hoʻokahi mea i koʻu ola.
Ua manaʻoʻiʻo au i nā kānaka.
A ʻaʻole ʻoe e hana e lawe aku ia mea mai o'u aku nei.
Robert, e nana mai ia'u.
Pono ʻoe e haʻi mai iaʻu,
ʻO wau kekahi o kēia wahaheʻe nui?
He uhi au?
- ʻAʻole.
ʻO ʻoe wale nō ka mea maoli mea i koʻu ola.
ʻOi aku wau iaʻu a puni ʻoe ma mua o Ua puni au i kekahi.
Ua aʻo mai ʻoe iaʻu pehea e ola ai, Ua aʻo mai ʻoe iaʻu pehea e aloha ai,
ua aʻo mai ʻoe iaʻu i ka hilinaʻi.
A ʻo ia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻAʻole ia he wahaheʻe.
- Maikaʻi, maikaʻi maikaʻi loa kēlā.
Ke manaʻo nei au aia ʻoe he pumehana nae.
- ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo nō hoʻi.
- ʻAe.
- E kala mai iaʻu.
A maopopo iaʻu ʻaʻole loa kēlā e lawa, aka e kala mai au.
Ua hoʻopaʻa wau.
Ua hoʻopaʻa wau iā ia.
- No laila he aha?
- Pono ʻoe e holo.
E hele i kahi mamao loa mai iaʻu e like me kou hiki,
Hiki iaʻu ke mālama i kēia.
- Akaka ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe.
A maopopo iā ʻoe ke aha?
ʻAʻole wau e like me ʻoe ʻo Robert.
ʻAʻole au e holo.
- Pehea ʻoe, e ka hoa?
Maikaʻi ka mālama ʻana iā ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi?
- Ua maikaʻi wau, ua maikaʻi wau.
E nana, e kala mai ina kekahi ua hoʻopōʻino kēia iā ʻoe.
- ʻAe, ua loaʻa iā lākou oe ma o'u nei.
Pono wau e kala aku iā ʻoe.
He aha ke ʻano o ka manawa a lākou e kamaʻilio nei?
- Ke nānā nei au i ka 20.
Ua aloha au i nā mea a pau ʻo nā pōā, ʻo lākou ...
uku paha iaʻu no ʻelua.
Aia paha i waho ma ka '98, '99.
- ʻAe, hiki iā ʻoe ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hana ʻana,
hoʻohuli ʻoe i nā mea ʻē aʻe.
ʻO wau wale nō, e puka ana ʻoe i ka ʻewalu.
- ʻAʻole wau ʻike nui e pili ana i nā hoaaloha a ʻohana paha,
aka, aole loa au e hana pela.
- ʻIke ʻoe, nui.
Maikaʻi ka huakaʻi, e bud.
♪ A ʻo kēia manu ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻololi ♪
- E ʻoluʻolu e ala.
- Ma keia ke aha loaʻa iā Gilbert Galvan Jr.
hewa ma na hihia a pau o ka powa pu
a ma keia na olelo iā ia a hiki i 20 mau makahiki
i loko o ka Mill Haven Institution, pono koke.
Hoopanee ka Aha.
♪ ʻAʻole e ʻā mai nā hōkū ♪
♪ I koʻu lani hou ♪
♪ Ua like nō wau waimaka aʻu i uē ai ♪
ʻAʻohe mea i hānau ʻino.
ʻAno like me ia hoʻomaʻamaʻa.
♪ Manaʻo wau mehameha ♪
- A i ka wā e ʻike ai ʻoe
ʻaʻole ʻo ia home kahi āu e noho ai,
a i ʻole hiki ke loaʻa ma ka palapala ʻāina,
ʻino ka lilo ʻana o kēlā wahi mehana kahi e hiki ai nā mea a pau.
♪ He aha ka maikaʻi o ka moeʻuhane ♪
♪ Ua mae ♪
♪ A he aha ka maikaʻi o ka noho ʻana♪
a hiki i ka wā ʻaʻole.
♪ Me ke aloha ʻole i kēlā me kēia lā ♪
♪ A he aha ka maikaʻi o ke kanaka ♪
♪ Me ka wahine ʻole nona iho ♪
♪ A ma luna o nā mea a pau ♪
♪ He aha ka maikaʻi o a kani ʻole kelepona ♪
- Aloha ʻoe i kou makuakāne.
♪ Ua like kaʻu helu ♪ - Hui.
♪ Ka mea āu i ʻike mau ai ♪
- ʻŌ, ʻō.
♪ Akā ʻaʻole wau lohe i kou leo ​​♪
♪ wale nō, he leo dial mehameha ♪
♪ E ʻoluʻolu e hoʻihoʻi mai iaʻu i ka aloha kahiko a kaua ♪
♪ A e ʻoluʻolu, e ʻoluʻolu e ho'āʻo e mālama iaʻu ♪
♪ Ke ala āu i hana ai ♪
- Me ke alo pololei,
hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo iā ʻoe ʻaʻohe kālā i koe?
- Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo me ke alo pololei,
Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo me hoʻokahi me ka minoaka.
ʻAʻohe aʻu kālā.
♪ Me kahi hoʻomanaʻo wale nō ♪
♪ ʻAe a me ke kelepona kani ʻole ♪
♪ ʻAe, ʻaehh ♪
♪ ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana, ʻaʻole ♪
♪ Me ke kelepona kani ʻole ♪